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Alt Chef
@altamerican.bsky.social
Yankee BBQ Chef abroad, USAF vet, salty, defiant, and non compliant
Cheer once for me, I'm a bit too far to attend 🇪🇦💙💚
February 11, 2026 at 8:40 AM
Hi Bot, I'm Dad!
February 11, 2026 at 8:36 AM
"Congratulate us on the lowest of expectations"
February 11, 2026 at 8:34 AM
I still have a core memory of my parents not allowing me to skip school and have them take me to Seattle for the supersonics championship parade in 1979.

Granted, I was 9, but still....

Go.
February 11, 2026 at 8:27 AM
Bird Bros
February 11, 2026 at 12:25 AM
Bird Bros!
February 10, 2026 at 3:12 PM
Snake Pliskin? I thought you were dead....
February 9, 2026 at 9:52 AM
February 8, 2026 at 11:25 PM
February 8, 2026 at 9:34 PM
February 8, 2026 at 9:33 PM
I just knew you were cool.

#GoHawks
February 8, 2026 at 9:31 PM
the best part is you get to eat the mistakes and learn from them
February 7, 2026 at 10:14 PM
Is He Dead Yet – we want to know
is-he-dead-yet.com
February 7, 2026 at 9:54 PM
Is He Dead Yet – we want to know
is-he-dead-yet.com
February 7, 2026 at 9:51 PM
February 7, 2026 at 9:50 PM
Counter point:
February 7, 2026 at 8:48 AM
pretty please?
February 4, 2026 at 9:05 PM
what's the per diem in the upside down?
February 4, 2026 at 9:04 PM
Another Hot Take from the Temu Ross Schaefer
February 4, 2026 at 9:02 PM
and nobody had eggs?
February 4, 2026 at 5:23 PM
Fool me once, same on you, fool me 300,000 times..... I'm MAGA
February 4, 2026 at 5:20 PM