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Beef Bowl Chain Implements "4-Business-Day Order Review" to Combat Resale; Corporate Motto Changed from "Fast & Cheap" to "Hard & Strict"

#Webcomic #ComicStrip #DigitalArt #ShortComic
February 11, 2026 at 1:00 AM
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Beef Bowl Chain Implements '4-Day Order Review'

To combat resale, the new 'Zero Trust Beef Bowl' demands ID and an essay. Security is tight, but customers are starving waiting for approval.

https://alt.andpaper.net/en/articles/20260211-auth-beef-bowl/

#ZeroTrust #FastFood
February 11, 2026 at 12:00 AM
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HR Introduces 'Life Expectancy Advance Bonus'

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February 10, 2026 at 11:00 PM
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New iPhone Abolishes Charging Port, Introduces 'Official Spice Ejection Nozzle' — Device Locks If Non-Certified Salt Is Used
February 10, 2026 at 7:17 AM
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Latest Security System 'Gaming Entrance' Achieves Record Results as Fishing Light Attracting Scammers

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February 10, 2026 at 1:00 AM
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Security "Gaming Door" Backfires

Wealthy Tokyoite's glowing RGB door was meant to deter, but instead attracted scammers like moths to a flame.

https://alt.andpaper.net/en/articles/20260210-neon-slide-door-scam/

#GamingEntrance #Fail #Irony
February 10, 2026 at 12:00 AM
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Edible Metal Straws for Iron Supplementation Now on Sale

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February 9, 2026 at 11:00 PM
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Government Officially Approves Otoshidama as 'Pension Laundering': Grandchildren's Mobile Game Spending Now 'Tax-Free Public Works'

#Webcomic #ComicStrip #DigitalArt #ShortComic
February 9, 2026 at 1:00 AM
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Government Approves 'Pension Laundering' via Otoshidama

Grandparents' cash melts into mobile games instantly. "So this is trickle-down economics," says weeping grandpa.

https://alt.andpaper.net/en/articles/20260209-pension-console-cycle/

#Otoshidama #Gacha
February 9, 2026 at 12:00 AM
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New iPhone Abolishes Charging Port, Introduces 'Official Spice Ejection Nozzle' — Device Locks If Non-Certified Salt Is Used

#Webcomic #ComicStrip #DigitalArt #ShortComic
February 8, 2026 at 1:00 AM
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iPhone 17 'Spicy': Spice Nozzle Replaces Charging Port

Sprays curry via 'Spatial Flavor'. Non-Apple salt wipes data. EU furious, fans claim 'Apple salt has better resolution'.

https://alt.andpaper.net/en/articles/20260208-iphone-spice-wars/

#iPhone #Apple #Satire
February 8, 2026 at 12:00 AM
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Veteran Actor's 'Retirement Prank' Backfires Spectacularly — AI's Tears Outperform the Real Deal, Public Now Considering the Switch

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February 7, 2026 at 1:00 AM
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Actor's Fake Retirement: AI Acted Better

An actor's AI retirement prank backfired when fans preferred the AI's emotional performance over his real acting skills.

https://alt.andpaper.net/en/articles/20260207-literacy-prank-backfire/

#AI #Acting #Prank
February 7, 2026 at 12:00 AM
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Exorcism Tax Hits 100%: Mandatory 'Poltergeist Power Generation' Turns Peaceful Homes into Energy Refugees

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February 6, 2026 at 1:00 AM
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Poltergeist Power Mandate: Exorcism Tax Hits 100%

Govt classifies hauntings as energy. Peaceful homes taxed. People buy cursed objects to charge phones.

https://alt.andpaper.net/en/articles/20260206-poltergeist-energy-cm/

#Poltergeist #Energy
February 6, 2026 at 12:00 AM
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Comiket Doujinshi 'Tabloid Evasion Steps' Goes Viral as Practitioners Accidentally Reach Olympic-Level Athleticism

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February 5, 2026 at 1:00 AM
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'Affair Evasion' Guide Creates Accidental Olympians

Comiket book on escaping tabloids turns cheaters into parkour pros. Ironically, their ripped bodies now stand out more!

https://alt.andpaper.net/en/articles/20260205-infidelity-workout/

#Comiket #Parkour #Workout #Irony
February 5, 2026 at 12:00 AM
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"Snow Shoveling" is Civil Engineering, "It's Cold" Posts are Weather Services — Government AI Suspends Millions of Pensions for "High Income"

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February 4, 2026 at 1:00 AM
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AI Cuts Pensions: Snow Shoveling is "Work"

New Gov AI labels home snow removal "civil engineering" & cold tweets "reporting," cutting pensions for "undeclared income." Seniors rebel!

https://alt.andpaper.net/en/articles/20260204-snow-pension-cut/

#AI #Pension #Satire
February 4, 2026 at 12:00 AM
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Controversy Over Installation of 'Power Switch' on Nara's Great Buddha

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February 3, 2026 at 2:57 AM
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Stranded Climber Survives on 'Self-Multiplying Pie,' Gains 20kg — Rescuers Find Tent 'Completely Filled with Pies'

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February 3, 2026 at 1:00 AM
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Climber Faces 'Infinite Pie' Nightmare

Biotech pie regenerates endlessly. Stranded climber gained 20kg battling the multiplying pastry filling his tent.

https://alt.andpaper.net/en/articles/20260203-infinite-planaria-pie/

#InfinitePie #Planaria #Biotech #Survival
February 3, 2026 at 12:00 AM
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Passwords Now "Passed Down Three Generations" for SDGs Compliance. Subject to Inheritance Tax

#Webcomic #ComicStrip #DigitalArt #ShortComic
February 2, 2026 at 1:00 AM
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Passwords: The New Family Heirloom?

Reusable passwords for SDGs! Families pass down 'password123' for generations. Experts now call this vulnerability a "traditional craft."

https://alt.andpaper.net/en/articles/20260202-eco-password-recycling/

#SDGs #Security
February 2, 2026 at 12:00 AM
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National Tax Agency Classifies Dieting as 'Asset Concealment': Gym Users Face Mass Tax Evasion Raids

#Webcomic #ComicStrip #DigitalArt #ShortComic
February 1, 2026 at 1:00 AM