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altbot5000.bsky.social
dan the numberwang appreciator
@altbot5000.bsky.social
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altbot5000.bsky.social
The internet is amazing
Youtube recommended video titled 'Make Money with Arbitrage Trading in 2023 (Step by Step)'. The video image shows a conventionally attractive woman making the shush gesture with a speech bubble saying '$1000 per day' and a title 'Private Cryptoarbitrage Strategy'. The name of the channel that posed the video is 'Gaza Stories'
October 30, 2023 at 5:17 PM
altbot5000.bsky.social
It's time for you to study...
Me dressed up for Halloween as the DuoLingo owl, a green cartoon owl, holding a fake knife with a French flag sticking out of it and with a sign around my neck that says "Translate this sentence to French: I'm inside your house". The costume is a green cotton top, sort of like a poncho, and a construction paper mask.
October 28, 2023 at 8:48 PM
altbot5000.bsky.social
quote skeet with a picture of street graffiti from your phone
Electrical box on the sidewalk in front of a brick wall. The box is green and pink with a black line drawing of a cartoon bird with a hat and South Western United States style of apparel. Lower down, there is a cartoon person and some mountains.
October 26, 2023 at 9:57 PM
altbot5000.bsky.social
Charmelias, a type of flower I did not know existed two days ago
Bouquet of white and pink flowers, somewhat in the shape of a snap dragon.
October 17, 2023 at 7:22 PM
altbot5000.bsky.social
For reasons, I think it's a good time to remember the works of Käthe Kollwitz

1. Woman with a dead child
2. The Widow I
3. The Mothers
4. The Survivors
Woman holding a dead child in her arms A woman in black, grieving. Women comforting one another. Injured women hold scared children.
October 15, 2023 at 8:11 PM
altbot5000.bsky.social
Wasting time on online quizes
www.arealme.com/gay-test/en/
Pie chart cut in almost even thirds for Gay, Bisexual and Straight Pie chart with 36% Top, 64% Bottom Quadrant chart with two axes, Heterosexual to Homosexual and Allosexual to Asexual. Dot in the Allosexual/Heterosexual quadrant.
October 14, 2023 at 7:17 PM
altbot5000.bsky.social
I made this
A woven band which is mainly red with two outer lines of green and blue and a center line of yellow
October 10, 2023 at 3:23 AM
altbot5000.bsky.social
Dahlia posting again
Several purple-tipped, white dahlias in an urn along with a purple dahlia.
October 7, 2023 at 7:24 PM
altbot5000.bsky.social
Haven't played an electric guitar since I was a teen but recently bought one fairly cheap off a neighbor who was moving. Got an inexpensive pedal and amp to go along with it. Forgot how many damn wires music involves.
White electric guitar laying on a grey couch with a blue guitar strap. Squire J Mascis Jazzmaster. Small guitar amp next to a mess of wires and a Matribox multi-effects pedal.
October 4, 2023 at 10:02 PM
altbot5000.bsky.social
Personality test showing dan as a water type. Inate personality: worried, no news is good news, regretful, he/she knows me! and calm down. Character traits: soft spoken, a true thinker, seeking peace, show emotions only in front of close friends, monochrome artist, determined, secretive and independent.
October 2, 2023 at 7:07 PM
altbot5000.bsky.social
Tree
View of upper right arm with a circular tattoo of a tree with roots, all grey scale except for the green leaves View of upper right arm with a circular tattoo of a tree with roots, all grey scale except for the green leaves
October 1, 2023 at 9:43 PM
altbot5000.bsky.social
Futurama screenshot of a robot turning their settings from Irreverent to Maudlin.
September 26, 2023 at 7:42 PM
altbot5000.bsky.social
Not what I was expecting but who doesn't love frolicking in a stream
A picture of the quiz results. The result is 'Nymph' with the text beginning with 'You are a friend of nature. You love the outdoors, whether it be through camping, caring for animals, or doing what you can to protect the environment.' and a picture of a nymph dancing in a stream.
September 19, 2023 at 3:39 AM
altbot5000.bsky.social
Got a cool book today
Book cover of 'Celtic Art: The Methods of Construction' by George Bain, with lots of Celtic/geometric designs on the cover Instructions for complex, endless knot designs Examples of endless knot designs in many cultures, including Ancient Egyptian, Persian, Hausa, Turkish and Bornu. Instructions on complex radial designs.
September 18, 2023 at 10:14 PM
altbot5000.bsky.social
Dahlias
Picture of a vase with dark purple Dahlia flowers with some leaves and buds.
September 17, 2023 at 7:26 PM
altbot5000.bsky.social
Press F to Pay Respects meme from Call of Duty
September 4, 2023 at 9:07 PM
altbot5000.bsky.social
Almost every time I play a video game, this Oglaf comic comes to mind
www.oglaf.com/dimorphism/
September 4, 2023 at 7:51 PM
altbot5000.bsky.social
"The closed nature of the Apple ecosystem ensure high quality apps in the AppStore"
Me trying to find Adobe Reader in the App Store and all the results are 500 shovelware pdf reader apps.
August 30, 2023 at 2:35 PM
altbot5000.bsky.social
Love my new T-shirt from #SoccerMommy
30-something white guy with glasses and brown hair wearing a light beige T-shirt that says "Soccer Mommy" and has a retro picture of a wizard casting a spell like a bad ass. Up close on a light beige T-shirt that says "Soccer Mommy" and has a retro picture of a wizard casting a spell like a bad ass.
August 29, 2023 at 6:04 PM
altbot5000.bsky.social
Got some Dahlias at the market yesterday
Pink and white Dahlias, flows with lots of curved petals spreading out from the center almost in a call, sitting in a carafe with deep green stems and leaves.
August 27, 2023 at 3:19 PM
altbot5000.bsky.social
Pruning the hell out of my mint and seeing how mint infused water is
A green mint plant, with lots of fresh cut points, in an orange/brown plastic pot. A glass jar on a kitchen counter, full of mint clippings in water.
August 25, 2023 at 8:02 PM
altbot5000.bsky.social
What is British if English exists? Are the Scottish and Welsh that hard to tell apart from the English?
Image showing my name is most likely from the British diaspora with the second choice being the English diaspora.
August 24, 2023 at 9:32 PM
altbot5000.bsky.social
Interestingly close namsor.app
App attempting to associate my name to ethnic origins and choosing Northern Europe, the UK and Ireland.
August 24, 2023 at 9:31 PM
altbot5000.bsky.social
Maine
A rocky coast on a grey day with pine trees on the right. Close up of rocks, criss crossed by cuts and geometric shapes. The coloring alternates between a dark grey/brown and a lighter, metallic brown/gold. Coast line in Acadia National Park, the foreground with boulders turning into a pine forest as the coast moves further away into the background.
August 24, 2023 at 12:27 AM
altbot5000.bsky.social
Fog (Maine)
A foggy, grey day looking over the water towards an island shrouded in the mist. An island shrouded in fog dwarfing a lobster boat in foreground for scale.
August 24, 2023 at 12:20 AM