Alt BPRD
@altbprd.bsky.social
The official Resistance team of the Bureau for Paranormal Research and Defense
Keep up the pressure with #Tesla protests! The vibrations of 200 Sacramento protesters marching and chanting attracted one of the Ogdru Hem, which smashed the dealership and over forty #Cybertrucks
April 4, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Keep up the pressure with #Tesla protests! The vibrations of 200 Sacramento protesters marching and chanting attracted one of the Ogdru Hem, which smashed the dealership and over forty #Cybertrucks
There’s no training for how to convince Musk that an entire department of agents who go out and eliminate zombie nazis is a good thing to continue funding. I knew we should have kept that telepath!
April 1, 2025 at 10:37 PM
There’s no training for how to convince Musk that an entire department of agents who go out and eliminate zombie nazis is a good thing to continue funding. I knew we should have kept that telepath!
The BPRD has been decimated by DOGE’s layoffs. We even had to shut down Abe Sapien’s containment system, forcing him to return to the ocean.
April 1, 2025 at 1:17 PM
The BPRD has been decimated by DOGE’s layoffs. We even had to shut down Abe Sapien’s containment system, forcing him to return to the ocean.
The news media won’t cover it because it doesn’t sound fair or balanced, but the President has become a pawn of Rasputin. Yes, THAT Rasputin
April 1, 2025 at 12:39 AM
The news media won’t cover it because it doesn’t sound fair or balanced, but the President has become a pawn of Rasputin. Yes, THAT Rasputin