Matt
@altepps20.bsky.social
Londoner. Late 30s. Tech. Travel. Fun. 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
Work finally finished. Good
Job as I’m horny as f*ck
Job as I’m horny as f*ck
December 24, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Work finally finished. Good
Job as I’m horny as f*ck
Job as I’m horny as f*ck
After 8 hours working productively at home I am now sufficiently dickstracted
December 17, 2025 at 3:35 PM
After 8 hours working productively at home I am now sufficiently dickstracted
Feeling absolutely feral. This is where a FWB would be especially helpful.
November 24, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Feeling absolutely feral. This is where a FWB would be especially helpful.
Holidaying with family is all well and good but sharing a room for a week not so much. Very pleased to be home and able to finally sort my feral feelings in peace
September 18, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Holidaying with family is all well and good but sharing a room for a week not so much. Very pleased to be home and able to finally sort my feral feelings in peace
Very much enjoying my w**k from home day today
August 18, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Very much enjoying my w**k from home day today
Why isn’t every day like this
August 12, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Why isn’t every day like this
Sometimes WFH requires a distraction
July 28, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Sometimes WFH requires a distraction
Sunday lounging at a friends
July 6, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Sunday lounging at a friends
This working from home lark is all well and good but I keep getting dickstracted and needing to bate
June 24, 2025 at 10:39 AM
This working from home lark is all well and good but I keep getting dickstracted and needing to bate
Today has been more wank from home than work from home and I ain’t mad about it
June 13, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Today has been more wank from home than work from home and I ain’t mad about it
Home from work and in need of someone’s hand….mouth etc
June 4, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Home from work and in need of someone’s hand….mouth etc
The Sunday morning horn is really doing its thing today
June 1, 2025 at 7:10 AM
The Sunday morning horn is really doing its thing today
Friday and awake early. Joy
March 7, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Friday and awake early. Joy
Working from home and being horny is all well and good until you are stuck ok back to back Teams calls
March 5, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Working from home and being horny is all well and good until you are stuck ok back to back Teams calls
Horny on lunch break again
February 25, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Horny on lunch break again
Having to call a plumber and for once he was as hot as all the porn has taught me they are
February 22, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Having to call a plumber and for once he was as hot as all the porn has taught me they are
This working from home lark leads to too many trouser based distractions
February 13, 2025 at 3:05 PM
This working from home lark leads to too many trouser based distractions
The challenge with WFH is having enough of a gap in meetings to deal with my bulging trousers
December 10, 2024 at 11:00 AM
The challenge with WFH is having enough of a gap in meetings to deal with my bulging trousers