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Careful, you might be surprised what she uses it on.
February 16, 2026 at 12:21 AM
Careful, you might be surprised what she uses it on.
It's deja vu all over again.
February 2, 2026 at 11:56 PM
It's deja vu all over again.
Well he did ask twice for you to make the sound the right way. And if I recall correctly, he has two of the other cats on his side.
January 31, 2026 at 1:51 AM
Well he did ask twice for you to make the sound the right way. And if I recall correctly, he has two of the other cats on his side.
I don't think King Felix was impressed.
January 30, 2026 at 4:42 PM
I don't think King Felix was impressed.
Happy Birthday. Warning: there's a song on the Beatles' Sgt Pepper album that you only have ten more years to sing.
January 27, 2026 at 12:08 AM
Happy Birthday. Warning: there's a song on the Beatles' Sgt Pepper album that you only have ten more years to sing.
Of course. Cats will do anything you can't stand.
January 25, 2026 at 1:58 AM
Of course. Cats will do anything you can't stand.
There's a reason God made mirrors to fog after a shower.
January 19, 2026 at 12:40 AM
There's a reason God made mirrors to fog after a shower.
Don't light it; you'll melt his brain.
January 15, 2026 at 4:57 PM
Don't light it; you'll melt his brain.
I knew there was a reason it's better to go in person sometimes.
January 2, 2026 at 2:26 AM
I knew there was a reason it's better to go in person sometimes.
You type it once, then copy/paste seven times.
January 2, 2026 at 2:23 AM
You type it once, then copy/paste seven times.
Boo Boo is jealous.
December 25, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Boo Boo is jealous.
For those of you who don't understand classical music, there actually are some good tidbits in this. www.youtube.com/watch?v=MzXo...
PDQ Bach - Beethoven Symphony No. 5
YouTube video by nnhjake
www.youtube.com
December 23, 2025 at 1:47 AM
For those of you who don't understand classical music, there actually are some good tidbits in this. www.youtube.com/watch?v=MzXo...
Something to ponder next time I'm on a happy-go-round.
December 17, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Something to ponder next time I'm on a happy-go-round.
No, he screamed because he saw Hansel & Gretel approaching.
December 13, 2025 at 11:30 PM
No, he screamed because he saw Hansel & Gretel approaching.
His luck is weak. There's science and, well, I'm not saying it was aliens, but it was aliens.
December 12, 2025 at 11:45 PM
His luck is weak. There's science and, well, I'm not saying it was aliens, but it was aliens.
If Batman is Wayne, shouldn't Darth Vader be Anakin?
December 3, 2025 at 12:43 AM
If Batman is Wayne, shouldn't Darth Vader be Anakin?
Didn't they tell you dream pay is worthless? Wait, they do pay you in those dreams, don't they?
December 1, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Didn't they tell you dream pay is worthless? Wait, they do pay you in those dreams, don't they?
Hope non of them were yours. Your car IS still out there, right?
December 1, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Hope non of them were yours. Your car IS still out there, right?
Clear the banquet table & let us eye
the coming apple & pumpkin pie.
You are fully stuffed, yet you clear your plate.
You had a diet, now what is its fate?
the coming apple & pumpkin pie.
You are fully stuffed, yet you clear your plate.
You had a diet, now what is its fate?
November 28, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Clear the banquet table & let us eye
the coming apple & pumpkin pie.
You are fully stuffed, yet you clear your plate.
You had a diet, now what is its fate?
the coming apple & pumpkin pie.
You are fully stuffed, yet you clear your plate.
You had a diet, now what is its fate?
Wait a minute! Where's the tequila?
November 28, 2025 at 8:41 AM
Wait a minute! Where's the tequila?
Who knew bondage would be a drag?
November 27, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Who knew bondage would be a drag?
Oh please don't tell me you're an imbecile who thinks he can shop.
November 27, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Oh please don't tell me you're an imbecile who thinks he can shop.
Yes, cool cats are snuggly
November 21, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Yes, cool cats are snuggly
Probably the same way to tune a fish.
November 5, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Probably the same way to tune a fish.
OMG! A 50ft tall man.
November 5, 2025 at 4:36 PM
OMG! A 50ft tall man.