ALTernativeToad
@alternativetoad.bsky.social
Gay, happily married, and enjoyer of naked men. Posting a bit of smut of my own. Nerd/Gaymer. California Bay Area. DMs open, very friendly and happy to chat. 18+ ONLY. LGBTQ+ space🌈
And for that we thank you.
November 14, 2025 at 1:00 AM
And for that we thank you.
Good thing I've got both. 🤤
November 8, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Good thing I've got both. 🤤
I never get tired of this view.
November 7, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I never get tired of this view.
I basically only use Following, Mutuals, Quiet Posters, and occasionally Popular With Friends
October 30, 2025 at 3:07 AM
I basically only use Following, Mutuals, Quiet Posters, and occasionally Popular With Friends
Come get your bone, Pup. 😘
October 29, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Come get your bone, Pup. 😘
My favorite chest. 😍
October 28, 2025 at 6:41 AM
My favorite chest. 😍
I remember these. 🤣
October 16, 2025 at 12:10 AM
I remember these. 🤣
*waves dick back*
October 13, 2025 at 2:56 AM
*waves dick back*
It is the most punderful time of the year.
October 12, 2025 at 3:26 PM
It is the most punderful time of the year.
*gets pom-poms*
"I do, I do!"
"I do, I do!"
October 12, 2025 at 1:45 AM
*gets pom-poms*
"I do, I do!"
"I do, I do!"
In my crystal ball? 🧐
October 12, 2025 at 1:33 AM
In my crystal ball? 🧐
No tricks here. Only treats. 😉
October 11, 2025 at 3:33 PM
No tricks here. Only treats. 😉
Makin' my mouth water. 🤤
October 11, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Makin' my mouth water. 🤤
Probably because I don't have crazy long arms like @moosellaneous.bsky.social so I need you to bring it closer so I can reach. 🫲🏻
October 7, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Probably because I don't have crazy long arms like @moosellaneous.bsky.social so I need you to bring it closer so I can reach. 🫲🏻