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@althor015.bsky.social
Hey there, @seahawksofficial.com how about we call our boys on Defense "The Smothers Brothers" as a nick?
Popped into my head during the second half of last weeks Atlanta game.
Run that up the 12th flagpole and see if anyone screams as loud as they can...
Popped into my head during the second half of last weeks Atlanta game.
Run that up the 12th flagpole and see if anyone screams as loud as they can...
December 11, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Hey there, @seahawksofficial.com how about we call our boys on Defense "The Smothers Brothers" as a nick?
Popped into my head during the second half of last weeks Atlanta game.
Run that up the 12th flagpole and see if anyone screams as loud as they can...
Popped into my head during the second half of last weeks Atlanta game.
Run that up the 12th flagpole and see if anyone screams as loud as they can...
Over a decade ago I met a man who helped inspire me to form a children's charity.
Yesterday, after one MAGA comment too many, I had to inform him that I feel I would no longer be able to trust him with money or kids.
THAT is what MAGA has done on a personal level.
Yesterday, after one MAGA comment too many, I had to inform him that I feel I would no longer be able to trust him with money or kids.
THAT is what MAGA has done on a personal level.
November 25, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Over a decade ago I met a man who helped inspire me to form a children's charity.
Yesterday, after one MAGA comment too many, I had to inform him that I feel I would no longer be able to trust him with money or kids.
THAT is what MAGA has done on a personal level.
Yesterday, after one MAGA comment too many, I had to inform him that I feel I would no longer be able to trust him with money or kids.
THAT is what MAGA has done on a personal level.
The one thing that was absolutely, positively NOT on any freakin' BINGO card I've ever had in my LIFE...
I've wondered about Trump's Plot Armor over the years, turns out that we've all just been awaiting the PLOT TWIST!
I've wondered about Trump's Plot Armor over the years, turns out that we've all just been awaiting the PLOT TWIST!
November 14, 2025 at 9:46 PM
The one thing that was absolutely, positively NOT on any freakin' BINGO card I've ever had in my LIFE...
I've wondered about Trump's Plot Armor over the years, turns out that we've all just been awaiting the PLOT TWIST!
I've wondered about Trump's Plot Armor over the years, turns out that we've all just been awaiting the PLOT TWIST!
Donald Trump is a cunt.
That's the post.
That's the post.
November 9, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Donald Trump is a cunt.
That's the post.
That's the post.
So a guy I grew up with has unfriended & blocked me on social media because of my sharing unfortunate truths about his favorite president
Since I know where he lives, would it be 'over to the top' to send him PRINTED MEMES and postcards?
I mean, that seems like the ultimate trolling but also funny
Since I know where he lives, would it be 'over to the top' to send him PRINTED MEMES and postcards?
I mean, that seems like the ultimate trolling but also funny
November 3, 2025 at 5:48 PM
So a guy I grew up with has unfriended & blocked me on social media because of my sharing unfortunate truths about his favorite president
Since I know where he lives, would it be 'over to the top' to send him PRINTED MEMES and postcards?
I mean, that seems like the ultimate trolling but also funny
Since I know where he lives, would it be 'over to the top' to send him PRINTED MEMES and postcards?
I mean, that seems like the ultimate trolling but also funny
For our dear Dipshit leader.
Someone pass this on Tinyhands McShitshimself please.
Someone pass this on Tinyhands McShitshimself please.
October 13, 2025 at 6:14 PM
For our dear Dipshit leader.
Someone pass this on Tinyhands McShitshimself please.
Someone pass this on Tinyhands McShitshimself please.
Some may know this quote.
"What say you, Caesar? Will someone of your stature pay attention to a woman's dreams and the omens of foolish men?"
It's for HIM.
Soon he will get an invitation from his Senators.
Soon now.
Soon.
"What say you, Caesar? Will someone of your stature pay attention to a woman's dreams and the omens of foolish men?"
It's for HIM.
Soon he will get an invitation from his Senators.
Soon now.
Soon.
a cartoon of lisa simpson with the words beware the ides of march written below her
ALT: a cartoon of lisa simpson with the words beware the ides of march written below her
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October 10, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Some may know this quote.
"What say you, Caesar? Will someone of your stature pay attention to a woman's dreams and the omens of foolish men?"
It's for HIM.
Soon he will get an invitation from his Senators.
Soon now.
Soon.
"What say you, Caesar? Will someone of your stature pay attention to a woman's dreams and the omens of foolish men?"
It's for HIM.
Soon he will get an invitation from his Senators.
Soon now.
Soon.
So apparently @netflix.com has a new policy that ONLY devices within a household's WIFI can be used?
This is SOME BULLSHIT
Netflix you don't get to tell me which devices I can use or where. If you have a problem with that then be prepared for two things:
1) Class action lawsuit
2) Then Eat my ass
This is SOME BULLSHIT
Netflix you don't get to tell me which devices I can use or where. If you have a problem with that then be prepared for two things:
1) Class action lawsuit
2) Then Eat my ass
October 9, 2025 at 4:13 PM
So apparently @netflix.com has a new policy that ONLY devices within a household's WIFI can be used?
This is SOME BULLSHIT
Netflix you don't get to tell me which devices I can use or where. If you have a problem with that then be prepared for two things:
1) Class action lawsuit
2) Then Eat my ass
This is SOME BULLSHIT
Netflix you don't get to tell me which devices I can use or where. If you have a problem with that then be prepared for two things:
1) Class action lawsuit
2) Then Eat my ass
So.
I am supposed to schedule a colonoscopy for this October.
Even though this will be like my fifth one in the last 3 years, I am not sure on etiquette here, so if anyone can help me out I'd appreciate it...
Thinking of drawing a monster face on my ass before the procedure. Good or bad idea?
I am supposed to schedule a colonoscopy for this October.
Even though this will be like my fifth one in the last 3 years, I am not sure on etiquette here, so if anyone can help me out I'd appreciate it...
Thinking of drawing a monster face on my ass before the procedure. Good or bad idea?
October 3, 2025 at 6:36 PM
So.
I am supposed to schedule a colonoscopy for this October.
Even though this will be like my fifth one in the last 3 years, I am not sure on etiquette here, so if anyone can help me out I'd appreciate it...
Thinking of drawing a monster face on my ass before the procedure. Good or bad idea?
I am supposed to schedule a colonoscopy for this October.
Even though this will be like my fifth one in the last 3 years, I am not sure on etiquette here, so if anyone can help me out I'd appreciate it...
Thinking of drawing a monster face on my ass before the procedure. Good or bad idea?
My friend, who is German, wanted to remind us that back 'in the day' the Chancellor of the Weimar Republic called all of his generals and admirals and field marshalls back to Berlin to inform them that their oaths to the Weimar Republic were no longer valid & they had to swear new oaths....
September 26, 2025 at 7:21 PM
My friend, who is German, wanted to remind us that back 'in the day' the Chancellor of the Weimar Republic called all of his generals and admirals and field marshalls back to Berlin to inform them that their oaths to the Weimar Republic were no longer valid & they had to swear new oaths....
I've heard that PotUS really hates mashed potatoes due to an incident when he was a child - humiliated by someone who dumped mashed taters on him I guess.
Not sure if this is true but we can test it!
Everyone send him pics & coupons of mashed potatoes and let's see how the orange toddler reacts...
Not sure if this is true but we can test it!
Everyone send him pics & coupons of mashed potatoes and let's see how the orange toddler reacts...
a young boy with red hair is making a surprised face and the word po is visible in the background .
ALT: a young boy with red hair is making a surprised face and the word po is visible in the background .
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September 26, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I've heard that PotUS really hates mashed potatoes due to an incident when he was a child - humiliated by someone who dumped mashed taters on him I guess.
Not sure if this is true but we can test it!
Everyone send him pics & coupons of mashed potatoes and let's see how the orange toddler reacts...
Not sure if this is true but we can test it!
Everyone send him pics & coupons of mashed potatoes and let's see how the orange toddler reacts...
Jimmy Kimmel was pulled for saying the following:
"The Maga Gang desperately trying to characterise this kid who murdered Charlie Kirk as anything other than one of them and doing everything they can to score political points from it."
They really don't like it when people point out the truth...
"The Maga Gang desperately trying to characterise this kid who murdered Charlie Kirk as anything other than one of them and doing everything they can to score political points from it."
They really don't like it when people point out the truth...
September 18, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Jimmy Kimmel was pulled for saying the following:
"The Maga Gang desperately trying to characterise this kid who murdered Charlie Kirk as anything other than one of them and doing everything they can to score political points from it."
They really don't like it when people point out the truth...
"The Maga Gang desperately trying to characterise this kid who murdered Charlie Kirk as anything other than one of them and doing everything they can to score political points from it."
They really don't like it when people point out the truth...
Check out the tell all on the Trump/Vance Administration.
June 12, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Check out the tell all on the Trump/Vance Administration.
Man, Adobe is a pain in the ass company.
Don't spend money on their products if you don't have to, their customer service program is designed to blow us off and send us over to their sales section.
It seems their policy is: Don't help them, sell them something else.
Fuck Adobe.
No lube.
Don't spend money on their products if you don't have to, their customer service program is designed to blow us off and send us over to their sales section.
It seems their policy is: Don't help them, sell them something else.
Fuck Adobe.
No lube.
June 4, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Man, Adobe is a pain in the ass company.
Don't spend money on their products if you don't have to, their customer service program is designed to blow us off and send us over to their sales section.
It seems their policy is: Don't help them, sell them something else.
Fuck Adobe.
No lube.
Don't spend money on their products if you don't have to, their customer service program is designed to blow us off and send us over to their sales section.
It seems their policy is: Don't help them, sell them something else.
Fuck Adobe.
No lube.
A message to my fellow Americans, a reminder for the coming days:
"...and in the eyes of the hungry
there is a growing wrath.
In the souls of the people
The grapes of Wrath are filling
and growing heavy, growing heavy
for the vintage."
~John Steinbeck
"...and in the eyes of the hungry
there is a growing wrath.
In the souls of the people
The grapes of Wrath are filling
and growing heavy, growing heavy
for the vintage."
~John Steinbeck
a man in a hat is standing in front of a group of people and says this is how a movement starts
ALT: a man in a hat is standing in front of a group of people and says this is how a movement starts
media.tenor.com
May 20, 2025 at 7:45 PM
A message to my fellow Americans, a reminder for the coming days:
"...and in the eyes of the hungry
there is a growing wrath.
In the souls of the people
The grapes of Wrath are filling
and growing heavy, growing heavy
for the vintage."
~John Steinbeck
"...and in the eyes of the hungry
there is a growing wrath.
In the souls of the people
The grapes of Wrath are filling
and growing heavy, growing heavy
for the vintage."
~John Steinbeck
"President says he will NOT seek a third term"
What a fucking moron.
He CAN'T.
#AssholeTrump
#TraitorTrump
#CorruptTrump
What a fucking moron.
He CAN'T.
#AssholeTrump
#TraitorTrump
#CorruptTrump
May 5, 2025 at 9:02 PM
"President says he will NOT seek a third term"
What a fucking moron.
He CAN'T.
#AssholeTrump
#TraitorTrump
#CorruptTrump
What a fucking moron.
He CAN'T.
#AssholeTrump
#TraitorTrump
#CorruptTrump
LOL!
Apparently that toad squatting in the White House thinks he should get credit for a player getting drafted by the NFL.
What a tool.
No. You did not, you frumpy orange pile of feces.
FFS that guy is delusional.
Apparently that toad squatting in the White House thinks he should get credit for a player getting drafted by the NFL.
What a tool.
No. You did not, you frumpy orange pile of feces.
FFS that guy is delusional.
April 30, 2025 at 1:12 PM
LOL!
Apparently that toad squatting in the White House thinks he should get credit for a player getting drafted by the NFL.
What a tool.
No. You did not, you frumpy orange pile of feces.
FFS that guy is delusional.
Apparently that toad squatting in the White House thinks he should get credit for a player getting drafted by the NFL.
What a tool.
No. You did not, you frumpy orange pile of feces.
FFS that guy is delusional.
Well after Tesla stocks & the whole market tanks after the idiot twins' stupidity, so much for the "genius billionaires" image.
They're just out for themselves...
They're just out for themselves...
February 25, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Well after Tesla stocks & the whole market tanks after the idiot twins' stupidity, so much for the "genius billionaires" image.
They're just out for themselves...
They're just out for themselves...
While Trump's crony butchers the staff of the Pentagon, America's first dictator fires the Joint Chiefs Chairman.
Getting ready to replace them with loyalists.
This is where shit will get real in 4 years...
Getting ready to replace them with loyalists.
This is where shit will get real in 4 years...
February 22, 2025 at 2:05 AM
While Trump's crony butchers the staff of the Pentagon, America's first dictator fires the Joint Chiefs Chairman.
Getting ready to replace them with loyalists.
This is where shit will get real in 4 years...
Getting ready to replace them with loyalists.
This is where shit will get real in 4 years...
LOL - my first MEME.
Credit: Randy Herman/Nikon Comedy Wildlife for the image.
Credit: Randy Herman/Nikon Comedy Wildlife for the image.
December 20, 2024 at 5:50 PM
LOL - my first MEME.
Credit: Randy Herman/Nikon Comedy Wildlife for the image.
Credit: Randy Herman/Nikon Comedy Wildlife for the image.
It's amazing to me how a company is out there bragging about their "ammo vending machines" just days after a CEO was brutally murdered & hours after another school shooting.
That is a GOOD LOOK fellas.
FFS.
That is a GOOD LOOK fellas.
FFS.
December 16, 2024 at 7:48 PM
It's amazing to me how a company is out there bragging about their "ammo vending machines" just days after a CEO was brutally murdered & hours after another school shooting.
That is a GOOD LOOK fellas.
FFS.
That is a GOOD LOOK fellas.
FFS.
I am sensing a change in the wind....
December 9, 2024 at 2:38 PM
I am sensing a change in the wind....
"Past behavior is the best predictor of future performance."
That being said, we are in for a real shit-show of incompetence, avarice, and criminal behavior these next 4 years...
That being said, we are in for a real shit-show of incompetence, avarice, and criminal behavior these next 4 years...
December 5, 2024 at 8:49 PM
"Past behavior is the best predictor of future performance."
That being said, we are in for a real shit-show of incompetence, avarice, and criminal behavior these next 4 years...
That being said, we are in for a real shit-show of incompetence, avarice, and criminal behavior these next 4 years...
Trump's
Idiot
Tariffs
Also known as TITs.
My prediction is simply this:
"Within 2 years, those TITs are going to screw the economy into the dirt."
Idiot
Tariffs
Also known as TITs.
My prediction is simply this:
"Within 2 years, those TITs are going to screw the economy into the dirt."
December 5, 2024 at 6:35 PM
Trump's
Idiot
Tariffs
Also known as TITs.
My prediction is simply this:
"Within 2 years, those TITs are going to screw the economy into the dirt."
Idiot
Tariffs
Also known as TITs.
My prediction is simply this:
"Within 2 years, those TITs are going to screw the economy into the dirt."