Alt John Roberts (parody)
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Parody account for Chief Justice John Roberts
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If anyone has any ideas for how to monetize the downfall of the Republic, please DM me!
My wife is always upset that I'm not as good as Alito and Thomas at this part of the job 😓
My wife is always upset that I'm not as good as Alito and Thomas at this part of the job 😓
JD Vance totally told me he killed the Pope, but he still hasn’t paid his retainer, so there’s no attorney-client privilege, and I’m letting everyone know. Pay up JD!
April 25, 2025 at 3:25 PM
JD Vance totally told me he killed the Pope, but he still hasn’t paid his retainer, so there’s no attorney-client privilege, and I’m letting everyone know. Pay up JD!
In 1774, the King of England had less power than the President of the United States does now. How did we get to this point? Mostly nihilism on my part and good old fashioned capitalism on the part of some other justices.
April 25, 2025 at 3:24 PM
In 1774, the King of England had less power than the President of the United States does now. How did we get to this point? Mostly nihilism on my part and good old fashioned capitalism on the part of some other justices.
I’m honestly the nicest chaotic-evil person I know.
February 12, 2025 at 3:43 PM
I’m honestly the nicest chaotic-evil person I know.
In times like these, you know, I actually don’t really know what to do.
February 12, 2025 at 3:11 PM
In times like these, you know, I actually don’t really know what to do.
Can the President overrule the Constitution? It’s an open question with this Court!
January 24, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Can the President overrule the Constitution? It’s an open question with this Court!
The real Project 2025 is to give the executive branch enough power that the rest of us don’t have to work anymore. #trumpinauguration #retirement
January 20, 2025 at 4:01 PM
The real Project 2025 is to give the executive branch enough power that the rest of us don’t have to work anymore. #trumpinauguration #retirement
We really just thought that “the power to tax is the power to destroy” was a little too complicated and that the government should be able to go straight to destroy.
January 17, 2025 at 8:39 PM
We really just thought that “the power to tax is the power to destroy” was a little too complicated and that the government should be able to go straight to destroy.
Elon Musk just helped me install a VPN on my phone so I don’t have to live with the consequences of banning TikTok! Thanks Elon!
January 17, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Elon Musk just helped me install a VPN on my phone so I don’t have to live with the consequences of banning TikTok! Thanks Elon!
Hosting a Gen Z focus group on what issue we should turn into the next Citizens United this year!!
January 16, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Hosting a Gen Z focus group on what issue we should turn into the next Citizens United this year!!
How much do you think you have to pay your kids (Gen Z) to forgive you for banning TikTok? #tiktokban
January 12, 2025 at 3:34 PM
How much do you think you have to pay your kids (Gen Z) to forgive you for banning TikTok? #tiktokban
Justice Thomas today ordering a bunch of chamoy pickle challenge kits as “research” for the #tiktokban, not sure if this is a good or bad sign.
January 11, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Justice Thomas today ordering a bunch of chamoy pickle challenge kits as “research” for the #tiktokban, not sure if this is a good or bad sign.
Sorry about the sentencing Trump! Gotta keep it looking impartial buddy.
January 10, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Sorry about the sentencing Trump! Gotta keep it looking impartial buddy.
Looking for a social media intern, this stuff is hard work. If you perform well enough, we'll say you were a clerk!
January 8, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Looking for a social media intern, this stuff is hard work. If you perform well enough, we'll say you were a clerk!
I think president-elect immunity has a very nice ring to it!
January 8, 2025 at 2:53 PM
I think president-elect immunity has a very nice ring to it!
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HITTING THE DOCKET:
Trump has now applied to the US Supreme Court to get a stay in his sentencing in his NY election interference case.
Trump has now applied to the US Supreme Court to get a stay in his sentencing in his NY election interference case.
January 8, 2025 at 2:33 PM
HITTING THE DOCKET:
Trump has now applied to the US Supreme Court to get a stay in his sentencing in his NY election interference case.
Trump has now applied to the US Supreme Court to get a stay in his sentencing in his NY election interference case.
If anyone has any ideas for how to monetize the downfall of the Republic, please DM me!
My wife is always upset that I'm not as good as Alito and Thomas at this part of the job 😓
My wife is always upset that I'm not as good as Alito and Thomas at this part of the job 😓
January 7, 2025 at 4:45 AM
If anyone has any ideas for how to monetize the downfall of the Republic, please DM me!
My wife is always upset that I'm not as good as Alito and Thomas at this part of the job 😓
My wife is always upset that I'm not as good as Alito and Thomas at this part of the job 😓
Circling back to a bunch of things after a lovely holiday trip with Justice Thomas and some of his friends. Apparently people are upset about the Annual Report this year, though I don't really think it's their place to have an opinion on it...
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January 7, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Circling back to a bunch of things after a lovely holiday trip with Justice Thomas and some of his friends. Apparently people are upset about the Annual Report this year, though I don't really think it's their place to have an opinion on it...
www.supremecourt.gov/publicinfo/y...
www.supremecourt.gov/publicinfo/y...