I couldn’t figure out the exact spelling and usage of the phrase “sanctimonious & pontificating blowhard“ the other day —so I looked it up in my Funk & Wagnalls dictionary the other day ( it never lets me down)
All it said was: “See David Brooks” .

I have hated David Brooks for so long. So, so long. I feel …tempered glee? And like I’m craving fancy Italian deli meats 🤣🤣🤣

I have LONG eye-rolled David Brooks and gleefully recount his “I took a low-income lady to a fancy Italian deli” story any time I can. This makes me feel vindicated 🤣🤣

Darth I am embarrassed that I zoomed in to where a theoretical eagle peepee would be to gauge happiness and I fear I am broken 🤣🤣🫣🫣