We don't have borrowing owls, but we do have burrowing wasps. And they are eeeeeevil.

We rely on the neighbourhood cat. Hard to tell what breed he is, because he's shy, but he keeps down the rats and rabbits. We call him Bob.

For the 25th year running.

Heading down the slippery slop, if you will.

A friend said his Tivo saw he'd recorded a Steve Reeves marathon, and started adding gay porn as suggestions.
I question why he was subscribed to a cable channel that carried such content, but hey.

Illustrated with a light bulb, that well known symbol of innovation unfettered in any way from theft or corporate greed.

Well, the metaverse was certainly one, and likely AI will be, too.

Uptime no longer important; only share price.

They could all eat more than they need, if they'd stop arguing over the cake. It'll be picked up and discarded soon, anyway, and none of them will have any.

First AWS outage, and you're a back door man.

Please clarify "everything"... Victims' machines or Attackers' C&C infrastructure?

I donated a car last week.
I am now seeing dozens of ads to help me donate the rest of my doubtless huge fleet of old cars.