alwayswatchingalwaysjudging
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Veterinary professional with a bone to pick. Spirit animal: cat.
Got an IUD today (dedicated to the Republican Party). The pain is awful, even with a hefty dose of ibuprofen on board. What finally gave me some relief? Good old red wine. Hang in there ladies, and live the life you want and deserve ❤️
#iud #prochoice
#iud #prochoice
May 24, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Got an IUD today (dedicated to the Republican Party). The pain is awful, even with a hefty dose of ibuprofen on board. What finally gave me some relief? Good old red wine. Hang in there ladies, and live the life you want and deserve ❤️
#iud #prochoice
#iud #prochoice
Pro tip: if your dog is stumbling and unable to walk straight or flat-out and unresponsive, the time to go to the vet is NOW.
#dogs #commonsense #vetmed
#dogs #commonsense #vetmed
May 20, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Pro tip: if your dog is stumbling and unable to walk straight or flat-out and unresponsive, the time to go to the vet is NOW.
#dogs #commonsense #vetmed
#dogs #commonsense #vetmed
Veterinary staff frequently abbreviate “Elizabethan collar” (cone of shame) as “E-collar.” This can cause confusion with our poor clients, who think we are recommending a shock collar for their pet who just had surgery. Never fear, we just want to protect your pet’s incision while it heals 💗
#vetmed
#vetmed
May 7, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Veterinary staff frequently abbreviate “Elizabethan collar” (cone of shame) as “E-collar.” This can cause confusion with our poor clients, who think we are recommending a shock collar for their pet who just had surgery. Never fear, we just want to protect your pet’s incision while it heals 💗
#vetmed
#vetmed
I really appreciate a client who knows who their dog is and has done the work to be able to hold their dog in a way that keeps everyone safe. Had a very upset dog today who would have bitten, but the owner has taught him to wear a muzzle and be held, so we could take care of him quickly ❤️
#vetmed
#vetmed
May 6, 2025 at 10:08 PM
I really appreciate a client who knows who their dog is and has done the work to be able to hold their dog in a way that keeps everyone safe. Had a very upset dog today who would have bitten, but the owner has taught him to wear a muzzle and be held, so we could take care of him quickly ❤️
#vetmed
#vetmed
Dummy of the Day goes to the client who scheduled a tech appointment for one pet, then shows up half an hour late with four pets and demands that they all be seen by a vet. Not how this works.
#vetmed
#vetmed
May 5, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Dummy of the Day goes to the client who scheduled a tech appointment for one pet, then shows up half an hour late with four pets and demands that they all be seen by a vet. Not how this works.
#vetmed
#vetmed
Sat on hold with my human doctor’s office for 25 minutes (it’s fine, I get it). People freak out if they’re on hold at the vet’s office for five minutes 😂
May 3, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Sat on hold with my human doctor’s office for 25 minutes (it’s fine, I get it). People freak out if they’re on hold at the vet’s office for five minutes 😂
Y’all. Walk your dogs before bringing them to the vet. We really don’t have time to clean up your dog’s pee or poop.
April 28, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Y’all. Walk your dogs before bringing them to the vet. We really don’t have time to clean up your dog’s pee or poop.
Big dog = big doses = big bills. You chose to get a 100+ pound dog, don’t whine at the veterinary staff about the cost of meds.
April 11, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Big dog = big doses = big bills. You chose to get a 100+ pound dog, don’t whine at the veterinary staff about the cost of meds.
Y’all. Walk your dogs *before* coming to the vet. Cleaning up poop makes us grumpy.
April 4, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Y’all. Walk your dogs *before* coming to the vet. Cleaning up poop makes us grumpy.
Because apparently it needs to be said… don’t take your dogs to Walmart 🤦🏻♀️
April 2, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Because apparently it needs to be said… don’t take your dogs to Walmart 🤦🏻♀️
I love asking shy dogs to do easy things like sit, shake, or a hand touch. Some of them look suspicious and check in with their owners as if to say, “How does she know my words???” Others light up immediately and we’re instant friends. It’s adorable 🥰
March 29, 2025 at 12:15 PM
I love asking shy dogs to do easy things like sit, shake, or a hand touch. Some of them look suspicious and check in with their owners as if to say, “How does she know my words???” Others light up immediately and we’re instant friends. It’s adorable 🥰
Some days it’s great working at a vet clinic.
Other days it’s urine-soaked chaos.
Today was the latter.
#vetmed #vettechlife
Other days it’s urine-soaked chaos.
Today was the latter.
#vetmed #vettechlife
March 24, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Some days it’s great working at a vet clinic.
Other days it’s urine-soaked chaos.
Today was the latter.
#vetmed #vettechlife
Other days it’s urine-soaked chaos.
Today was the latter.
#vetmed #vettechlife
Owner lets dog get bred, waits two weeks, then calls vet. Owner does NOT want puppies. Surgeries are fully booked for a month. Owner wants us to cancel someone else’s surgery to make room for this dog’s spay. Owner is furious that we are not willing to punish someone else to fix their negligence 😂
March 19, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Owner lets dog get bred, waits two weeks, then calls vet. Owner does NOT want puppies. Surgeries are fully booked for a month. Owner wants us to cancel someone else’s surgery to make room for this dog’s spay. Owner is furious that we are not willing to punish someone else to fix their negligence 😂
Time changes are cruel and unusual. For the love of everything please choose either Standard or Daylight time and abolish the other.
March 10, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Time changes are cruel and unusual. For the love of everything please choose either Standard or Daylight time and abolish the other.
👏 Put 👏 your 👏 fucking 👏 dog 👏 on 👏a👏 leash 👏 when you go into the vet’s office. This isn’t a dog park, this isn’t your living room. The other pets here may be sick, scared, or hurt. IDGAF if he’s friendly, *I’m not.*
March 6, 2025 at 11:31 PM
👏 Put 👏 your 👏 fucking 👏 dog 👏 on 👏a👏 leash 👏 when you go into the vet’s office. This isn’t a dog park, this isn’t your living room. The other pets here may be sick, scared, or hurt. IDGAF if he’s friendly, *I’m not.*
Manager: Figure out X amongst yourselves.
Also manager: Why wasn’t I in the loop about X?
Also manager: Why wasn’t I in the loop about X?
March 4, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Manager: Figure out X amongst yourselves.
Also manager: Why wasn’t I in the loop about X?
Also manager: Why wasn’t I in the loop about X?
If you think screaming at and insulting someone is “negotiating,” you probably also believe that abusive husbands are just misunderstood.
March 2, 2025 at 2:11 AM
If you think screaming at and insulting someone is “negotiating,” you probably also believe that abusive husbands are just misunderstood.
FYI - now's a good time to make your indoor-outdoor cats strictly indoor-only. Cats are getting avian flu from eating birds. This also includes raw meat/food from the store ☹️
February 28, 2025 at 8:30 PM
FYI - now's a good time to make your indoor-outdoor cats strictly indoor-only. Cats are getting avian flu from eating birds. This also includes raw meat/food from the store ☹️
If you hate the idea of people getting “handouts,” don’t ask for help paying your vet bills.
February 25, 2025 at 1:46 AM
If you hate the idea of people getting “handouts,” don’t ask for help paying your vet bills.
If you “want the country run like a business,” don’t complain about paying your bill at the vet clinic, which is an actual business.
February 25, 2025 at 1:45 AM
If you “want the country run like a business,” don’t complain about paying your bill at the vet clinic, which is an actual business.
If your 10-month-old puppy is acting out because he has never been on a leash before, that is *your* fault. Be kind.
February 21, 2025 at 1:54 PM
If your 10-month-old puppy is acting out because he has never been on a leash before, that is *your* fault. Be kind.
Did purse hooks in public bathrooms go out of vogue? Did I miss something or am I just having a streak of weird luck?
February 8, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Did purse hooks in public bathrooms go out of vogue? Did I miss something or am I just having a streak of weird luck?
I die a little inside every time a medication commercial says not to take it if you’re allergic.
February 8, 2025 at 12:30 AM
I die a little inside every time a medication commercial says not to take it if you’re allergic.
If your dog needs to be premedicated for us to be able to touch him... you need to actually pick up and give the premeds before the appointment 🙃
February 7, 2025 at 1:04 AM
If your dog needs to be premedicated for us to be able to touch him... you need to actually pick up and give the premeds before the appointment 🙃