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throatgoathead
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F1 and Bills enjoyer. Begrudging sabres follower. Corgi mom. Zoloft consumer
Why wasn’t Juan Jamón on the casita?
February 9, 2026 at 11:09 PM
No I’m actually tearing up for dahlin
January 28, 2026 at 2:46 AM
Took an edible and raced to finish all of my grad school work before it hit. Nearly lost
January 25, 2026 at 2:32 AM
Terry Pegula does not run serious sports franchises
January 19, 2026 at 2:30 PM
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Say Go Bills. Say it.
January 11, 2026 at 4:51 PM
Upie, first rounds on me at 40 thieves tonight
January 11, 2026 at 2:29 AM
Krebs is bleeding… again
January 9, 2026 at 1:49 AM
One would think the “Summarize” AI tool in Outlook would summarize the email that is presently open, but you would be wrong
January 7, 2026 at 1:34 PM
We played like dogshit the entire game and still almost won. I can hardly be mad
December 29, 2025 at 12:39 AM
I have a cold and the cat has been cuddled up with me which is… kind of unlike her. Kind of concerned one of us might actually be dying
December 27, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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bring back the lemonade and disconnect the robot that kills you
December 19, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Philly may be bad but we are stupid
December 19, 2025 at 1:49 AM
McLeod appears to have already lost all hope. I hope the cameras caught it
December 19, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Key bank center finally has a functioning tim hortons which I feel may have been the missing piece
December 19, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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Is Max Verstappen… inevitable? #f1
November 30, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Is Max Verstappen… inevitable? #f1
November 30, 2025 at 5:38 PM
This buffalo sabres team????
November 23, 2025 at 7:45 PM
The male equivalent to women talking about their premenstrual dysphoria is talking about their kidney stones
November 23, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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🏈 TB 32 - 44 BUF
FINAL

✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1095th unique final score in NFL history.
November 16, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Am I going to finish All Her Fault in one day? Yes because every episode ends in a way that I can’t stop watching it
November 15, 2025 at 8:22 PM
He really went on live tv to rattle off random nfl coaches to beat the dementia allegations
November 9, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Pockets full of pudding shots, can’t lose
November 2, 2025 at 8:54 PM
If hockey is boy aquarium what is football? Boy safari?
October 29, 2025 at 12:08 AM
The fan Zamboni hit someone so it’s not just the players that are off their game
October 28, 2025 at 11:36 PM
These Pittsburgh uniforms are offensive to look at
October 27, 2025 at 12:27 AM