Alyssa
@alyssao.bsky.social
“Welcome ladies and jungle men” - my child
Ours was on for 20 minutes and then back out for an hour 😩 It was 20 wonderful minutes though 🤣
January 25, 2026 at 8:58 PM
Ours was on for 20 minutes and then back out for an hour 😩 It was 20 wonderful minutes though 🤣
Basically, “I feel very confident that we cannot be confident” I respect it.
January 22, 2026 at 12:13 AM
Basically, “I feel very confident that we cannot be confident” I respect it.
It took me a second to realize that “ice freaks” was not being used as a slur for Minnesotans, and now I can’t stop giggling.
January 10, 2026 at 4:36 AM
It took me a second to realize that “ice freaks” was not being used as a slur for Minnesotans, and now I can’t stop giggling.
I want to know what the child’s alternative theory is
January 10, 2026 at 4:31 AM
I want to know what the child’s alternative theory is
Well, the years keep coming and they won’t stop coming
December 31, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Well, the years keep coming and they won’t stop coming
Perhaps it is “Well, come in.” They are simply allowing their uninvited guests to enter. 😜
December 12, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Perhaps it is “Well, come in.” They are simply allowing their uninvited guests to enter. 😜
“It was a blowout!”
“I’m so sorry!”
“Sorry? But we won!”
“Nah, I know blowouts. You did NOT win”
“I’m so sorry!”
“Sorry? But we won!”
“Nah, I know blowouts. You did NOT win”
November 5, 2025 at 9:37 PM
“It was a blowout!”
“I’m so sorry!”
“Sorry? But we won!”
“Nah, I know blowouts. You did NOT win”
“I’m so sorry!”
“Sorry? But we won!”
“Nah, I know blowouts. You did NOT win”
I hope you’ll discuss Dulcy’s innovative beam routine. 😂
October 23, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I hope you’ll discuss Dulcy’s innovative beam routine. 😂
I’m not one to really notice that sort of thing typically, but you better believe I noticed it this time!! 😳
October 3, 2025 at 3:59 PM
I’m not one to really notice that sort of thing typically, but you better believe I noticed it this time!! 😳
How could I forget a brewery or any place with alcohol?!?!
June 1, 2025 at 8:36 PM
How could I forget a brewery or any place with alcohol?!?!
Ohhh the internet also gets fired up about kids at grocery stores . . . and just the idea of libraries is pretty infuriating sometimes.
June 1, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Ohhh the internet also gets fired up about kids at grocery stores . . . and just the idea of libraries is pretty infuriating sometimes.
My four year old does the “MAMA MAMA MAMA” “What?” “Ummm…” so much that my 15 month old thinks that that is just how you get my attention. “Mama umm….”
May 21, 2025 at 4:48 PM
My four year old does the “MAMA MAMA MAMA” “What?” “Ummm…” so much that my 15 month old thinks that that is just how you get my attention. “Mama umm….”
This is the most accurate teacher math I have seen.
May 20, 2025 at 12:42 PM
This is the most accurate teacher math I have seen.
My two year old said I’m good at eating and cleaning the carpet. He’s not wrong.
(Ps I bet you’re SO good at slides)
(Ps I bet you’re SO good at slides)
May 11, 2025 at 6:48 PM
My two year old said I’m good at eating and cleaning the carpet. He’s not wrong.
(Ps I bet you’re SO good at slides)
(Ps I bet you’re SO good at slides)
I’m glad I’m not the only one who missed that memo until today
May 7, 2025 at 1:46 AM
I’m glad I’m not the only one who missed that memo until today
We watched Sesame Street yesterday and the letter of the day was B and that’s a letter in LGBTQ. Clearly indoctrination.
May 7, 2025 at 1:26 AM
We watched Sesame Street yesterday and the letter of the day was B and that’s a letter in LGBTQ. Clearly indoctrination.
@allthingsgympod.bsky.social I didn’t rank the final four, but I DID have Missouri in the final four. Ignore the rest of my final four because that part didn’t work out so well. 💀 I just had so much faith in this team!
April 22, 2025 at 11:11 AM
@allthingsgympod.bsky.social I didn’t rank the final four, but I DID have Missouri in the final four. Ignore the rest of my final four because that part didn’t work out so well. 💀 I just had so much faith in this team!