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Alyssa Royse
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Gym-owner, hysterical feminist kill joy, avid traveler, firm believer that dogs are better than people, who is going to remember to treat herself as well as she tries to treat everyone else. Oh, and I do words. Sometimes for fun.
Someone has to push the button. No wonder they're going after congressfolk who reminded the military that it's illegal to follow an illegal order. Someone's gonna have that on their conscience.

If they have a conscience.
November 30, 2025 at 3:15 PM
For me, this is absolutely true. I love the browse and the discovery. I love the personal notes on the books, like you'd get in a book store. I love that they allow you to save it to a list in Good Reads with the click of a button. It's my favorite of all the book lists.
November 30, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Whispers into her pillow, since yelling into the void never works anyway: "Where is congress? This man is dangerous."
November 29, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Well, I don't know if it's my favorite, but every year, the day after Thanksgiving, we eat leftovers and decorate the tree while watching Elf. And it's one of the happiest days of the year, every year. So it's probably the movie that makes me the happiest.
November 29, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Thank you for this!
November 27, 2025 at 3:03 PM
To be honest here, my school life would have been so much better if we didn't teach them. Cuz fuck math. All the words and art and history, please.

But ya, people are stupid.

(Something tells me they didn't learn the words and history either.)
November 27, 2025 at 2:46 PM
When we get to a certain age, we know that depending on context, it's either a compliment or foreplay. If the former, and you're real nice, you get stories. Consider yourselves warned.
November 27, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Neither one of them should!

But he should try to redeem himself with even more gross and incriminating gossip, because it's been a shitty year and the rest of us deserve that.
November 26, 2025 at 11:10 PM
I did an, um, arousing retelling of this last night with my father in law when he regretfully asked what happened to Keith Olberman. He got an earful.
November 26, 2025 at 11:08 PM
And / Or waiting for a book deal. Whichever makes you the most money.
November 26, 2025 at 11:06 PM
This is, hands down, one of the best films I've ever seen. And one of a handful that, to me, completely recognizes me. At least a younger me..... So completely underrated in how it captures tricky dynamics, brilliant writing, stunning performances all around. Just SO GOOD.
November 26, 2025 at 5:37 PM
And making the InstaInk contract transfer for a minimum of 5 generations, whether they print things or not.
November 26, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Thanksgiving at my place is fun! ;)
November 26, 2025 at 5:24 PM
LOL. We got a brand new Camaro once, as a "Toyota Corolla or similar." It was the only car on the lot, we had no choice. I've never hated a car that much.

A stupid, gas-guzzling car in which neither of us can see over the dashboard is not an "upgrade."
November 26, 2025 at 4:37 PM
I had the unique honor of answering my FIL's "whatever happened to Keith Olberman" question last night in a way that allowed me to say "RFK's cum-guzzling poetry" around the dinner table. And for that, I would also like a prize.

And am endlessly grateful to Lizza.
November 26, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Reposted by Alyssa Royse
So I took the revolutionary step of <checking the actual numbers with a calculator>

EV sales in the EU, Jan-Oct, per ACEA

2024 = 1,172,737
2025 = 1,473,447

-> a rise of 25.6%

🤡🤡 "EV market slows" 🤡🤡
November 26, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Look bad? Maybe. But not as bad as a narcissistic and unstable wannabe-strongman who has all the dirt on you can make you look.
November 25, 2025 at 8:07 PM