This is what the Billboard charts would look like if the woke took over

oomf looks like a they/he - Theyrosmith

They It Ain't So - Weezher

Hey Jude - The Beatles (they're all girls except Ringo)

My Deadname Is - Theminem

99 Polycules - They-Z

Paradise - Coldplay

Conservatives love to be sex puritans, meanwhile they're making the kinkiest MFs to ever walk the planet by calling their trans daughters 'son' and parentifying them. Lefty Bob wouldn't flip his shit if his kids were gay and none of them want to be put in cages so who's really raising pure children?

You can't even threaten subs, I told an anxious transfem I was gonna choke slam her against the wall and her eyes lit up

Rico kind of the throat goat

to all my trans followers, queer followers, workers exploited, allies, etc: you are loved. you are cared for. we will win. be yourself and let's conquer this bullshit

All that liquor got me lying call that bottle cap

I think Zendaya will mate with Tom Holland and immediately kill him like a praying mantis.