Anything they want, hide it or mislabel it. Anything they plug in, unplug it. Remove light bulbs. Move cubicles around so they hide some of the doors and when they leave the room move them again so they hide different doors. Play really loud music. Think like a cat and sabo tabby yourself a mess

I want to be clear: this isn’t nostalgia for dial-up modems and cliquey communities. It’s a call for open protocols, built on the lessons learned over the past two decades. We can have social media that doesn’t suck, forums that don’t suck, and search engines that don’t suck.