If you don’t have an older sister, I’m here to give you some older sister advice.

The moment your significant other devalues you, dump them. Leave them on the spot. It’s only gonna get worse. They hate you or they envy you or they resent you or they want to control you. Just don’t bother.

There’s still two more weekends left till Halloween and boss says I need to show up for the shift in costume anyway ugh. So “sexy cat” it is. Next weekend will be sexy bunny. Actual Halloween will be sexy witch. The only thing that changes is my headgear and maybe a little of my makeup.

Men breathing while I have cramps should be a punishable offense, actually. Leave my vicinity.

Making the most of my one (1) consecutive 24 hours off this month.

I don’t understand why getting called defensive is an insult, like, obviously?? Yea I’m gonna defend myself???

Frustrated when someone uses "my parents didn't teach me" as an excuse for not knowing how to cook. Okay? Your parents also didn't teach you how to suck dick but you Iearned anyway. Put half the effort in and make yourself an omelet it's not that hard.

“You’re insane.”

God forbid a girl succeeds in a male-dominated field 😒

I just think it’s unfair that I have to manage my anger just because you cannot manage your stupidity.

The lazy and handsy bar manager at work just got arrested, and more importantly fired, for identity theft

Another Saturday night without someone calling me mom, time to make the most of it

Getting drinks with the birthday girl @justsayyesi.bsky.social so naturally I’ve been tapped as photographer 😂 happy birthday Yesi! Frontal lobe is now 88% loaded!

One of my big pet peeves about dining out is a server that doesn’t write down the orders. Okay, you MAY be able to remember it all correctly (doubt it but for arguments sake let’s say so) but for my peace of my mind and your vindication when the customer says it’s wrong, please write down the order.

The way my grandparents have stopped asking me whether I have a gf or bf. My grandpa just called me the definition of strength, bro??? This is worse 😭

Update: ya girl’s going Christmas shopping 💵 💵 💵

(After I pay my bills and put 20% of it into my savings, ofc)

Haven’t been able to pick up as many shifts recently so I am locking the fuck in this weekend. Send your tips for increasing tips. (The jacket is coming off later but it is December, guys.)

I hope everyone at Verdant has fun discussing my saved reaction pics

I think seeing a nightclub under full luminescent lights one too many times has ruined the appeal for me. A "how the sausage is made" type shih, it's not sexy anymore. You know what's sexy?

Clean floors 🥰