Thankfully it wasn't a lot, and I dashed outside and did some deep breathing!

I adore a passive-aggressive bouquet!!

Have your whole org eliminated via RIF, but not actually follow any of the RIF procedures before or after the elimination. (That was us at 18F)

Claim those fired can't move to other parts of the gov because our work isn't necessary. Post for hiring the same work 6 months later.

If you need a Mouse Guy, I’ve got a great rec! The situation at my house escalated quickly over the course of a week and now - none spotted!

You see what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps?!

I know it's *very far down the list of complaints* but omg the title case, just stop, please stop.

<Strongbad/Teen Girl Squad voice> BASKETED