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Amanda Kerri 🏳️‍⚧️ @amandakerri.bsky.social · 2d

Dog: *stands up to stretch*

Hasan:

Amanda Kerri 🏳️‍⚧️ @amandakerri.bsky.social · 3d

You hate Taylor Swift because you have a parasocial hatred of celebrities based on your emotionally stunted desire to be seen as cool and counter culture.

I hate her because she murdered my entire family in a centuries long blood feud.

We are not the same.

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Amanda Kerri 🏳️‍⚧️ @amandakerri.bsky.social · 7d

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Amanda Kerri 🏳️‍⚧️ @amandakerri.bsky.social · 7d

This finally cemented a vibe I've had for a while:

AI art is MAGA coded.

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Amanda Kerri 🏳️‍⚧️ @amandakerri.bsky.social · 8d

It's finally time I can tell y'all I performed a set at the Riyadh Comedy Festival!

I didn't want to say anything at first because I was afraid I would crash and bomb and that would be embarrassing.

But I can proudly say I killed it*!

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*a Saudi LGBTQ and Women's rights journalist

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Amanda Kerri 🏳️‍⚧️ @amandakerri.bsky.social · 15d

Awww, my meme.

*sniff*

I'm so proud of ya buddy.

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Amanda Kerri 🏳️‍⚧️ @amandakerri.bsky.social · 16d

You know what's cool?

Being happy Kimmel is back

Know what's cooler than that?

Being happy it's back, but telling everyone you're too cool to watch it.

Amanda Kerri 🏳️‍⚧️ @amandakerri.bsky.social · 18d

I celebrate the first day of Fall by killing the first person i catch making a joke about white women and pumpkin spice latte's.

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Dave Lee @davelee.me · 21d

Dutch late night TV has its take

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Amanda Kerri 🏳️‍⚧️ @amandakerri.bsky.social · 24d

If you, especially as a comedian, whined about cancel culture for the last decade, and now think folks deserve to get punished and attacked for saying bad things about Charlie Kirk, you deserve a wedgie so bad, your balls pop out on each side of your underwear.

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Amanda Kerri 🏳️‍⚧️ @amandakerri.bsky.social · 25d

I'd like to take a moment to apologize for being transgender.

I'm sorry that hating me hasn't fixed your life.

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Amanda Kerri 🏳️‍⚧️ @amandakerri.bsky.social · 27d

THANK YOU!

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Amanda Kerri 🏳️‍⚧️ @amandakerri.bsky.social · 27d

Editors Note: Earlier reporting that claimed the roommate of Charlie Kirk's shooter was a Nazi Catgirl is incorrect. New information reveals they are a weeb in a hoody who likes TikTok filters, but they did once see a penis they agreed was esthetically appealing.

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Amanda Kerri 🏳️‍⚧️ @amandakerri.bsky.social · 28d

"A War! A War against these murderous Demo- wait, I'm just getting an update..."
*finger to ear*
"We must pray for the poor soul of Charlie Kirk's killer."

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Amanda Kerri 🏳️‍⚧️ @amandakerri.bsky.social · 28d

Just lay back and think of England.

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Amanda Kerri 🏳️‍⚧️ @amandakerri.bsky.social · 28d

Im so very sorry.

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Amanda Kerri 🏳️‍⚧️ @amandakerri.bsky.social · 28d

Sorry to all the folks that were hoping that Charlie Kirk's murderer was trans.

We know we're a disappointment to you.

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Amanda Kerri 🏳️‍⚧️ @amandakerri.bsky.social · 28d

This kid, based on the stuff folks are digging up about him, sounds exactly like every other terminally online ideologically incoherent chan addicted shooter of the last decade

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Amanda Kerri 🏳️‍⚧️ @amandakerri.bsky.social · 29d

"Charlie Kirk was a good man who just wanted to debate."
Oh? Debate what?
"Stuff."
What stuff?
"You know. Like social issues."
What social issues?
*glaring* "Why do you hate free speech?

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Amanda Kerri 🏳️‍⚧️ @amandakerri.bsky.social · 29d

Anyone else notice most of the people who are mad, shocked, and offended about people not mourning Charlie Kirk are the "fuck your feelings" folks?

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Amanda Kerri 🏳️‍⚧️ @amandakerri.bsky.social · Sep 11

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Amanda Kerri 🏳️‍⚧️ @amandakerri.bsky.social · Sep 10

Charlie Kirk just lost a debate with Smith&Wesson

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Amanda Kerri 🏳️‍⚧️ @amandakerri.bsky.social · Sep 10

If they're so concerned about violence and crime, why aren't they sending in the guard to ride public transit in Charlotte now?

Amanda Kerri 🏳️‍⚧️ @amandakerri.bsky.social · Sep 10

The other day on Twitter aging millennial post-irony micro-celebrity Bernie Bros leftists with clever user names with very dated references and paid accounts got mad at me and said I would be happier here.

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Amanda Kerri 🏳️‍⚧️ @amandakerri.bsky.social · Sep 10

Not gonna lie, it's kinda funny how they'll say that transgender people are preying on children and then go to a church where every six months the youth minister has decided to move on to new opportunities.

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