I would like it if movie theaters had people who walked up and down the aisles who could tell me who the bad guys are and explain the endings to me

I just saw an Amish person on bluesky I wonder if they’ve grown tired of scripture and doctrines

When I told my friend (Kevin) that I got bluesky he told me that it was for liberals and now I CANNOT unsee it

When I took my son to go meet jared goff I asked him what the biggest football he ever threw was and he said he didn’t know

Whenever I watch alien I pay close attention to the parts with the Zeno morph I wonder if any people miss them

I just got done playing sorry the board game and I didn’t think it was very hard at all

I just got my neighbor (Robert) to help me get Bluesky! Do you think it’s bad that he saw my email verification code I might have to tell somebody