Amanda Montagne
@amandamontagne01.bsky.social
Just some millennial rabbity thing living in the Deep South that likes sharing unasked opinions.
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Yo how in the actual fuck does JD Vance question anyone else's authenticity? That mfer has had 3 different names! He has been gay and straight. He has been a hillbilly and an Ivy league elite. He has been a never Trumper and Trump's biggest ass kisser. He is the fakest mfer on Earth.
December 22, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Yo how in the actual fuck does JD Vance question anyone else's authenticity? That mfer has had 3 different names! He has been gay and straight. He has been a hillbilly and an Ivy league elite. He has been a never Trumper and Trump's biggest ass kisser. He is the fakest mfer on Earth.
Their entire worldview has seemingly been formed by 4chan memes on /b/.
December 22, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Their entire worldview has seemingly been formed by 4chan memes on /b/.
Cutesy biblical adaptations always leave out that David finished Goliath off by beheading him and then marching triumphantly through Jerusalem with it.
December 22, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Cutesy biblical adaptations always leave out that David finished Goliath off by beheading him and then marching triumphantly through Jerusalem with it.
Like yeah, Soros is a bastard, he's a billionaire, they're all bastards.
But he's 95 years old. He's not going to be around for much longer.
And more importantly, he's not an avid follower of MENCIUS FUCKING MOLDBUG.
But he's 95 years old. He's not going to be around for much longer.
And more importantly, he's not an avid follower of MENCIUS FUCKING MOLDBUG.
December 22, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Like yeah, Soros is a bastard, he's a billionaire, they're all bastards.
But he's 95 years old. He's not going to be around for much longer.
And more importantly, he's not an avid follower of MENCIUS FUCKING MOLDBUG.
But he's 95 years old. He's not going to be around for much longer.
And more importantly, he's not an avid follower of MENCIUS FUCKING MOLDBUG.
This accusation is pretty fucking comical, given that Vance himself only has a political career because of Peter Fucking Thiel.
And Thiel is infinitely worse and significantly more dangerous to the stability of this country than Soros.
And Thiel is infinitely worse and significantly more dangerous to the stability of this country than Soros.
December 22, 2025 at 2:39 PM
This accusation is pretty fucking comical, given that Vance himself only has a political career because of Peter Fucking Thiel.
And Thiel is infinitely worse and significantly more dangerous to the stability of this country than Soros.
And Thiel is infinitely worse and significantly more dangerous to the stability of this country than Soros.
He took Scotland to court over it in 2011, nevermind that the plan to build the wind-farm predated his purchase of the land by three years.
But Trump threw a hissy fit because how DARE the Scotts want cheaper energy. Don't they know that pretty ocean vistas for rich assholes are more important?
But Trump threw a hissy fit because how DARE the Scotts want cheaper energy. Don't they know that pretty ocean vistas for rich assholes are more important?
December 22, 2025 at 2:27 PM
He took Scotland to court over it in 2011, nevermind that the plan to build the wind-farm predated his purchase of the land by three years.
But Trump threw a hissy fit because how DARE the Scotts want cheaper energy. Don't they know that pretty ocean vistas for rich assholes are more important?
But Trump threw a hissy fit because how DARE the Scotts want cheaper energy. Don't they know that pretty ocean vistas for rich assholes are more important?
No, it's not that, it's actually worse than that.
This decision was made purely out of spite.
Trump has had it out for Wind Energy ever since Scotland built several wind turbines a kilometer off the shore from one of his golf courses in Balmedie, which "ruined it's view of the ocean."
This decision was made purely out of spite.
Trump has had it out for Wind Energy ever since Scotland built several wind turbines a kilometer off the shore from one of his golf courses in Balmedie, which "ruined it's view of the ocean."
December 22, 2025 at 2:24 PM
No, it's not that, it's actually worse than that.
This decision was made purely out of spite.
Trump has had it out for Wind Energy ever since Scotland built several wind turbines a kilometer off the shore from one of his golf courses in Balmedie, which "ruined it's view of the ocean."
This decision was made purely out of spite.
Trump has had it out for Wind Energy ever since Scotland built several wind turbines a kilometer off the shore from one of his golf courses in Balmedie, which "ruined it's view of the ocean."
Once again, the term "illegal alien" was coined by a virulent white supremacist who was a staunch advocate for lynching and bragged about his endorsement by the Ku Klux Klan.
December 22, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Once again, the term "illegal alien" was coined by a virulent white supremacist who was a staunch advocate for lynching and bragged about his endorsement by the Ku Klux Klan.
I'm guessing this is Catturd's "clever"response to this: www.newyorker.com/news/the-led...
But what the fuck does the Chappaquiddick incident have to do with this? That happened long after Kennedy was shot, and that was his younger brother Ted anyway.
But what the fuck does the Chappaquiddick incident have to do with this? That happened long after Kennedy was shot, and that was his younger brother Ted anyway.
Trump Dishonors the Kennedy Center
A memorial to John F. Kennedy and his respect for the freedom of the arts has been renamed for a man with authoritarian instincts.
www.newyorker.com
December 22, 2025 at 1:30 AM
I'm guessing this is Catturd's "clever"response to this: www.newyorker.com/news/the-led...
But what the fuck does the Chappaquiddick incident have to do with this? That happened long after Kennedy was shot, and that was his younger brother Ted anyway.
But what the fuck does the Chappaquiddick incident have to do with this? That happened long after Kennedy was shot, and that was his younger brother Ted anyway.
That the worldview and opinions of the next generation of our country's political class seems to have been formed entirely by 4chan memes on /b/ is a terrifying harbinger of the future.
December 21, 2025 at 7:58 PM
That the worldview and opinions of the next generation of our country's political class seems to have been formed entirely by 4chan memes on /b/ is a terrifying harbinger of the future.
To be fair, as much as JP is a dipshit, if I had just been hit with a blow by a heavyweight boxer that broke my jaw in two places...yeah, I'd have that exact same expression too.
December 21, 2025 at 4:01 PM
To be fair, as much as JP is a dipshit, if I had just been hit with a blow by a heavyweight boxer that broke my jaw in two places...yeah, I'd have that exact same expression too.
No, see, when this DoJ says "victims" they actually mean all the creeps that associated with Epstein.
December 21, 2025 at 3:44 PM
No, see, when this DoJ says "victims" they actually mean all the creeps that associated with Epstein.
It's fascinating how you have right-wingers talk about the evils of Socialism and bang on about Communism having killed millions of people...
...but then they gleefully advocate for the mass-murder of everyone they believe to be undesirable.
...but then they gleefully advocate for the mass-murder of everyone they believe to be undesirable.
December 21, 2025 at 3:40 PM
It's fascinating how you have right-wingers talk about the evils of Socialism and bang on about Communism having killed millions of people...
...but then they gleefully advocate for the mass-murder of everyone they believe to be undesirable.
...but then they gleefully advocate for the mass-murder of everyone they believe to be undesirable.
This is one of the things I find kind of hilarious about right-wing motherfuckers who obsess over goddamn bloodlines.
Because after only a handful of generations, the entire thing becomes increasingly irrelevant.
Like, is it interesting? Sure, but that doesn't make you better or 'more American'.
Because after only a handful of generations, the entire thing becomes increasingly irrelevant.
Like, is it interesting? Sure, but that doesn't make you better or 'more American'.
December 21, 2025 at 3:00 AM
This is one of the things I find kind of hilarious about right-wing motherfuckers who obsess over goddamn bloodlines.
Because after only a handful of generations, the entire thing becomes increasingly irrelevant.
Like, is it interesting? Sure, but that doesn't make you better or 'more American'.
Because after only a handful of generations, the entire thing becomes increasingly irrelevant.
Like, is it interesting? Sure, but that doesn't make you better or 'more American'.
"My 11th Great-Grandfather came on the Mayflower."
...does she know how MEANINGLESS that statement is? Does she know HOW many 11th Great-Grandfathers she has???
You have over 4096 11th Great-Grandfathers. FOUR THOUSAND AND NINTY SIX!
...does she know how MEANINGLESS that statement is? Does she know HOW many 11th Great-Grandfathers she has???
You have over 4096 11th Great-Grandfathers. FOUR THOUSAND AND NINTY SIX!
December 21, 2025 at 2:55 AM
"My 11th Great-Grandfather came on the Mayflower."
...does she know how MEANINGLESS that statement is? Does she know HOW many 11th Great-Grandfathers she has???
You have over 4096 11th Great-Grandfathers. FOUR THOUSAND AND NINTY SIX!
...does she know how MEANINGLESS that statement is? Does she know HOW many 11th Great-Grandfathers she has???
You have over 4096 11th Great-Grandfathers. FOUR THOUSAND AND NINTY SIX!
China didn't buy soybeans from the Biden administration because they didn't respect him???
...that's...that's not how trade works?
Yes, I know it's a lie, but it's not even a plausible lie. Trade doesn't work that way. China doesn't buy soybeans out philanthropy, it's because they want them.
...that's...that's not how trade works?
Yes, I know it's a lie, but it's not even a plausible lie. Trade doesn't work that way. China doesn't buy soybeans out philanthropy, it's because they want them.
December 21, 2025 at 2:42 AM
China didn't buy soybeans from the Biden administration because they didn't respect him???
...that's...that's not how trade works?
Yes, I know it's a lie, but it's not even a plausible lie. Trade doesn't work that way. China doesn't buy soybeans out philanthropy, it's because they want them.
...that's...that's not how trade works?
Yes, I know it's a lie, but it's not even a plausible lie. Trade doesn't work that way. China doesn't buy soybeans out philanthropy, it's because they want them.
I was deeply amused by the one player who apparently tried to body surf the pile.
December 21, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I was deeply amused by the one player who apparently tried to body surf the pile.
It needs some mention about them having tears in their eyes about how he aced the test.
December 20, 2025 at 10:45 PM
It needs some mention about them having tears in their eyes about how he aced the test.
Imagining you and Niis in this scenario. xD
December 20, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Imagining you and Niis in this scenario. xD
The fact that they're doing this with the kind of haste that would shame the Make-A-Wish Foundation has me wondering just how close he is to death's door.
December 20, 2025 at 6:19 PM
The fact that they're doing this with the kind of haste that would shame the Make-A-Wish Foundation has me wondering just how close he is to death's door.
Not a shock, to be honest.
It's the real reason Republicans have had an axe to grind against the Department of Education for the last 45 years.
It's the real reason Republicans have had an axe to grind against the Department of Education for the last 45 years.
December 20, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Not a shock, to be honest.
It's the real reason Republicans have had an axe to grind against the Department of Education for the last 45 years.
It's the real reason Republicans have had an axe to grind against the Department of Education for the last 45 years.
That second dude's comment about the judiciary make my eye twitch, because they're acting like this it's Trump vs the Courts, when in reality, the Courts are merely arbitrators between parties. The courts aren't acting in their interests, but in the interests of the plaintiffs.
December 20, 2025 at 5:32 PM
That second dude's comment about the judiciary make my eye twitch, because they're acting like this it's Trump vs the Courts, when in reality, the Courts are merely arbitrators between parties. The courts aren't acting in their interests, but in the interests of the plaintiffs.
"homogeneity = dynamism."
...lol wat
Ah yes, nothing says "dynamic" like everybody acting and thinking the same???
And another thing that gets me about these nativist dorks is this assumption that the establishment of their little white ethnostate will lead to glorious unity.
...lol wat
Ah yes, nothing says "dynamic" like everybody acting and thinking the same???
And another thing that gets me about these nativist dorks is this assumption that the establishment of their little white ethnostate will lead to glorious unity.
December 20, 2025 at 5:24 PM
"homogeneity = dynamism."
...lol wat
Ah yes, nothing says "dynamic" like everybody acting and thinking the same???
And another thing that gets me about these nativist dorks is this assumption that the establishment of their little white ethnostate will lead to glorious unity.
...lol wat
Ah yes, nothing says "dynamic" like everybody acting and thinking the same???
And another thing that gets me about these nativist dorks is this assumption that the establishment of their little white ethnostate will lead to glorious unity.
Part of me wonders just how much of the tacky-ass shit Trump has put into the Oval Office and West Wing will actually still be there when he leaves.
December 20, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Part of me wonders just how much of the tacky-ass shit Trump has put into the Oval Office and West Wing will actually still be there when he leaves.
I get the feeling this is meant to be a clever "gotcha" reply to this image.
December 20, 2025 at 4:50 PM
I get the feeling this is meant to be a clever "gotcha" reply to this image.