Finally finished watching Rick and Morty season 7 and the current ranking is 6 5 3 2 1 7 4.

7 lost a lot of points having one episode that triggered a phobia so hard I stopped watching the show for a year and a half. I usually don't reward that. But 4 was just m'eh and 7 was actually good.

It's been a minute since I've had a Natasha Lyonne thirst post.

I finally cleaned out my trunk for the first time since 2019 and y'all, I have so many cannisters of tennis balls. I thought I had 2 back there, which is a normal amount. I had 5.

It's the way I Google the weather because I'm too lazy to get up to look out the window.

It's kinda silly Netflix thinks they need to tell not show because people have TV on in the background these days.

People always had TV on in the background. I used to read, play Gameboy, cook... When I was a toddler I wouldn't even be in the same room but I was listening to it.

It's called a crush because you want them to crush you under their foot and call you a filthy cock-a-roach. Iykyk

My cousin gave me a Barnes & Noble gift card that said it could be used at B. Dalton.

How old is this gift card? If I time travel to 2003 I'll be golden. But then I looked it up and B. Dalton came back.

In Florida.

I don't want to forgive Florida but I loved B. Dalton.

I don't know when I started using homie instead of dude but I have finally caught on to the fact I'm doing it.

My SIL, my brother, and I were watching Cheers and my SIL asked if Ted Danson was ever in anything else. Before I could say The Good Place, my brother straight up said "he was in Becker."

That's how my brother learned no one has seen Becker except for us. That's not how I wanted him to find out.

My cousin said she was going to Petco and the corner store and asked if I needed anything and I said if you see something that makes you think of me I won't say no and now I'm hoping she knows I meant, like, a Milky Way and not, like, a chinchilla.

I had a dream that I was retired but trying to work out my new part time schedule to supplement my income and I woke up and remembered I have to wait 30 years to retire.

The craziest part was even in my dreams, I know I'm still going to work post retirement.

I remembered my password.

Hello, world.