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Aaaayyyyyyyyyy @amanmadeofham.bsky.social · 16d

FEED ME A STRAY CAT

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Aaaayyyyyyyyyy @amanmadeofham.bsky.social · 16d

The boomer mind simply cannot comprehend that email addresses are not case sensitive

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Aaaayyyyyyyyyy @amanmadeofham.bsky.social · 17d

I seriously believe that Disney adults should be summarily executed.

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Aaaayyyyyyyyyy @amanmadeofham.bsky.social · 20d

To the tune of Hallelujah by Leonard Cohen:

"Diarrhea, diarrhea, diarrhea, diarrheeeeeeaaaa."

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Aaaayyyyyyyyyy @amanmadeofham.bsky.social · 21d

Dropping off the paperwork to change my middle name to "hot sauce"

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Aaaayyyyyyyyyy @amanmadeofham.bsky.social · 21d

That's me alright

Aaaayyyyyyyyyy @amanmadeofham.bsky.social · 21d

Coworker got written up and is mad so everywhere he goes he's stomping his feet like a child. I hate a toxic work environment as much as the next person but good god it's just so funny.

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Aaaayyyyyyyyyy @amanmadeofham.bsky.social · 21d

Your milkshake brings all the boys to the yard? Well my clam chowder brings all the aging divorcees to the porch. Tell me what he did to you babes. I'm here to listen. ♥️

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Aaaayyyyyyyyyy @amanmadeofham.bsky.social · 22d

By the way, I will never forgive Israel for their genocide of the Palestinian people, and every person who worships Israel is guilty by association.

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Aaaayyyyyyyyyy @amanmadeofham.bsky.social · 22d

Headed down to the funeral home to clap some widow cheeks. It being Wednesday and all.

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Aaaayyyyyyyyyy @amanmadeofham.bsky.social · 22d

Yeah I'm a bathroom boy

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Aaaayyyyyyyyyy @amanmadeofham.bsky.social · 22d

@wyofile.com please feature my story from my pinned post. I desperately need your assistance.

Aaaayyyyyyyyyy @amanmadeofham.bsky.social · 22d

@wyofile.com please feature my story. I need you desperately. This is not a romance scam this time and I'm sorry.

Aaaayyyyyyyyyy @amanmadeofham.bsky.social · 22d

In 2012 I won $350 cash and tickets to see Susan Boyle at the Cheyenne Civic Center in a radio contest and they never came in the mail. KHOL 91.7FM in Jackson, Wyoming, expect a letter from my attorney.

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Aaaayyyyyyyyyy @amanmadeofham.bsky.social · 22d

Suffice it to say, KHOL 97.1FM in Wyoming, your days are numbered.

Aaaayyyyyyyyyy @amanmadeofham.bsky.social · 22d

Initially I thought it was weird that all of the correspondence from the Etsy witch was postmarked from the state psychiatric hospital but I don't really know a lot about contract law.

Aaaayyyyyyyyyy @amanmadeofham.bsky.social · 22d

I bought a magic spell from an Etsy witch that's supposed to help me win my case in court. Apparently if I wear all my clothes inside out and end every sentence with the magical phrase "squanch flampers," I'll be guaranteed to win.

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Aaaayyyyyyyyyy @amanmadeofham.bsky.social · 22d

I bought a magic spell from an Etsy witch that's supposed to help me win my case in court. Apparently if I wear all my clothes inside out and end every sentence with the magical phrase "squanch flampers," I'll be guaranteed to win.

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Aaaayyyyyyyyyy @amanmadeofham.bsky.social · 22d

@man.without.dog will be representing me in court because every other major law firm in Laramie County has me blacklisted because of the whole "prank calling the airport" thing I did from 2002-2011. As if that's a crime??? I have rights.

Aaaayyyyyyyyyy @amanmadeofham.bsky.social · 22d

In 2012 I won $350 cash and tickets to see Susan Boyle at the Cheyenne Civic Center in a radio contest and they never came in the mail. KHOL 91.7FM in Jackson, Wyoming, expect a letter from my attorney.

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Aaaayyyyyyyyyy @amanmadeofham.bsky.social · 22d

Love you buddy

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Aaaayyyyyyyyyy @amanmadeofham.bsky.social · 22d

As you bloody well should

Aaaayyyyyyyyyy @amanmadeofham.bsky.social · 22d

What if I ripped off my own butt and threw it at you. What then.

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Aaaayyyyyyyyyy @amanmadeofham.bsky.social · 22d

butt snot, what light through yonder window breaks

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Aaaayyyyyyyyyy @amanmadeofham.bsky.social · 22d

My man goonin' for the 'goon 🤜🤛

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Aaaayyyyyyyyyy @amanmadeofham.bsky.social · 23d

Don't make me whip you like a jockey

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