What do you call AManWithNoDog?
@amanwithnodog.bsky.social
“Uncannily lifelike”
Has dog. Red wine & swearing are 90% of my personality. #LLAP 🖖🏻 He/him 🏳️🌈
Has dog. Red wine & swearing are 90% of my personality. #LLAP 🖖🏻 He/him 🏳️🌈
It what’s Charles calls his arsehole.
September 29, 2025 at 12:31 PM
It what’s Charles calls his arsehole.
Unsolicited deck pics in vile weather.
April 18, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Unsolicited deck pics in vile weather.
So Suga, very babes
April 17, 2025 at 9:32 PM
So Suga, very babes
Now eating cocktail sausages in the bath bc it’s been that kind of project.
April 17, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Now eating cocktail sausages in the bath bc it’s been that kind of project.
The weather has not been our friend, but progress has been made.
April 17, 2025 at 4:18 PM
The weather has not been our friend, but progress has been made.
Do you mean “fisted”?
April 12, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Do you mean “fisted”?
February 1, 2025 at 10:38 AM
Mild and dry today so we built a raised bed and lifted some turf to create this wee area at the front door. Looking forward to planting it up in the Spring.
January 18, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Mild and dry today so we built a raised bed and lifted some turf to create this wee area at the front door. Looking forward to planting it up in the Spring.
I couldn’t wait any longer. This year I WILL grow peppers bigger than Maltesers.
January 12, 2025 at 9:13 PM
I couldn’t wait any longer. This year I WILL grow peppers bigger than Maltesers.
Don't you want me like I want you, baby?
Don't you need me like I need you now?
Sleep tomorrow, but tonight go crazy
All you gotta do is just meet me at the…
Don't you need me like I need you now?
Sleep tomorrow, but tonight go crazy
All you gotta do is just meet me at the…
January 2, 2025 at 9:32 AM
Don't you want me like I want you, baby?
Don't you need me like I need you now?
Sleep tomorrow, but tonight go crazy
All you gotta do is just meet me at the…
Don't you need me like I need you now?
Sleep tomorrow, but tonight go crazy
All you gotta do is just meet me at the…
Tell them how I am defying mavity
December 1, 2024 at 9:17 AM
Tell them how I am defying mavity
Somewhere somewhen there’s a couple who met under exactly these circumstances but will never admit it to anyone.
December 8, 2023 at 8:25 PM
Somewhere somewhen there’s a couple who met under exactly these circumstances but will never admit it to anyone.
Saw Saltburn this arseternoon and was very taken with the peneformances, dickrection and cockamatography . Loved the 2006 soundtrack, too - some great dongs. Can rectummend.
November 18, 2023 at 7:57 PM
Saw Saltburn this arseternoon and was very taken with the peneformances, dickrection and cockamatography . Loved the 2006 soundtrack, too - some great dongs. Can rectummend.
Pretty sure I went on a few dates with him in my mid 20s.
August 28, 2023 at 6:20 AM
Pretty sure I went on a few dates with him in my mid 20s.
Birthday card from my husband drawn by my oldest friend.
I will be taking no questions on the veracity of the text at this time.
I will be taking no questions on the veracity of the text at this time.
August 16, 2023 at 8:00 PM
Birthday card from my husband drawn by my oldest friend.
I will be taking no questions on the veracity of the text at this time.
I will be taking no questions on the veracity of the text at this time.
Early start this AM as we’d planned to go to Arran for the day. Predictably, the ferry was cancelled just as we pulled into our boarding lane at Ardrossan. Later sailings fully booked so whole trip cancelled. Frustrating for us but islanders must be absolutely doing their nut.
July 26, 2023 at 5:38 PM
Early start this AM as we’d planned to go to Arran for the day. Predictably, the ferry was cancelled just as we pulled into our boarding lane at Ardrossan. Later sailings fully booked so whole trip cancelled. Frustrating for us but islanders must be absolutely doing their nut.
So pleased to see Phil and Holly are working on their relationship after a difficult few months.
(I realise this is blasphemous)
(I realise this is blasphemous)
July 9, 2023 at 8:06 AM
So pleased to see Phil and Holly are working on their relationship after a difficult few months.
(I realise this is blasphemous)
(I realise this is blasphemous)
RuPaul’s Drag Race All Stars S08E10.
July 7, 2023 at 6:36 PM
RuPaul’s Drag Race All Stars S08E10.
Casually watching DS9 S07E02 Shadows and Symbols and suddenly D̶a̶m̶a̶r̶ Casey Biggs is forcing me to confront my daddy issues.
July 5, 2023 at 5:58 PM
Casually watching DS9 S07E02 Shadows and Symbols and suddenly D̶a̶m̶a̶r̶ Casey Biggs is forcing me to confront my daddy issues.
This is lovely but after 13 years of Tory government have any kids in the UK even heard of a “youth club”?
July 4, 2023 at 2:59 PM
This is lovely but after 13 years of Tory government have any kids in the UK even heard of a “youth club”?
Very pleased with this very pleasing lock screen.
July 3, 2023 at 7:33 PM
Very pleased with this very pleasing lock screen.