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zara | they/she | 30-something tree | i do not know what i'm doing here
dishwasher tetris is an organizational joy in our squalid existence
February 4, 2026 at 12:46 AM
dishwasher tetris is an organizational joy in our squalid existence
okay THAT is derangëd
February 4, 2026 at 12:45 AM
okay THAT is derangëd
this is madness
February 4, 2026 at 12:45 AM
this is madness
literally nothing has ever had me quite as shooketh
February 3, 2026 at 11:27 PM
literally nothing has ever had me quite as shooketh
i had faith; but then i remembered that tracey is blasé about how the dishwasher gets loaded; so i decided to double-check
February 3, 2026 at 10:52 PM
i had faith; but then i remembered that tracey is blasé about how the dishwasher gets loaded; so i decided to double-check
i'm struggling with this but for my qrf i will perservere
February 3, 2026 at 10:49 PM
i'm struggling with this but for my qrf i will perservere
carrot cake??? liz i beg of you
February 3, 2026 at 10:46 PM
carrot cake??? liz i beg of you
but there really are people out there that grab a carton of eggs and don't even open it for a visual inspection. i'm willing to bet these are the same people who don't check behind the milk cartons for milk with a better expiration date
February 3, 2026 at 10:45 PM
but there really are people out there that grab a carton of eggs and don't even open it for a visual inspection. i'm willing to bet these are the same people who don't check behind the milk cartons for milk with a better expiration date
i'm gonna start now lol
February 3, 2026 at 10:43 PM
i'm gonna start now lol
i'm so relieved for this confirmation that so many of my friends know this fundamental human grocery necessity
February 3, 2026 at 10:42 PM
i'm so relieved for this confirmation that so many of my friends know this fundamental human grocery necessity
WHY WOULDN'T YOU CHECK?! why am i gonna pay human american currency for eggs i can't use that make everything sticky and stink up my fridge
February 3, 2026 at 10:41 PM
WHY WOULDN'T YOU CHECK?! why am i gonna pay human american currency for eggs i can't use that make everything sticky and stink up my fridge
i'm currently most of the way through "threads of destiny" - 10-min eps, historical cdrama, two sisters who BOTH get send back in time, one good, one evil, they swap husbands on their wedding day. an absolute romp
February 3, 2026 at 4:48 PM
i'm currently most of the way through "threads of destiny" - 10-min eps, historical cdrama, two sisters who BOTH get send back in time, one good, one evil, they swap husbands on their wedding day. an absolute romp
i'd watch a zillion versions of this same story haha
February 3, 2026 at 4:44 PM
i'd watch a zillion versions of this same story haha
i did watch that one too! but i like the korean one better. although the japanese heroine does look just like selma blair in legally blonde
February 3, 2026 at 4:43 PM
i did watch that one too! but i like the korean one better. although the japanese heroine does look just like selma blair in legally blonde
i was 22 when we met! ✨️vulnerable✨️
February 3, 2026 at 4:41 PM
i was 22 when we met! ✨️vulnerable✨️
oh no an inappropriate age difference :(
February 3, 2026 at 4:36 PM
oh no an inappropriate age difference :(
when i was little and my mom took me grocery shopping it was my solemn duty to carefully turn every egg in the carton to test for soundness and integrity haha. if it was good enough for the 90s it's good enough for now!!!
February 3, 2026 at 4:31 PM
when i was little and my mom took me grocery shopping it was my solemn duty to carefully turn every egg in the carton to test for soundness and integrity haha. if it was good enough for the 90s it's good enough for now!!!
yes, and i worry for them
February 3, 2026 at 4:24 PM
yes, and i worry for them