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@amberfbi.bsky.social
energy drink connoisseur, certified loud bitch, and professional hater. i am the jonas brothers’ #1 fan, vice president of the true crime community, and i invented loving the scream movies.
mine is cats and gay men and honestly …… i guess im not surprised
April 3, 2025 at 10:35 PM
that person clearly doesn’t know you’re supposed to shower before you get in a pool. and after, for that matter.
April 3, 2025 at 5:12 PM
elmo would never, you must find a new mean name for the musk rat lol
March 30, 2025 at 8:49 AM
those people are denying themselves joy 😩😩😩
March 29, 2025 at 5:43 PM
exactly this lol
March 24, 2025 at 6:17 PM
HUUUHHH 😭😭😭
March 24, 2025 at 6:13 PM
sounds like something a tiger would say
March 18, 2025 at 8:38 PM
actually correction to myself i don’t think the tiger killed him BUT they did fall out and the tiger pushed him off a hill
March 18, 2025 at 7:05 PM
In case anyone was wondering, the tiger still killed him
March 18, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I saw the Jonas Brothers in PA at the Theater of the Living Arts when I was 13. The tickets were $5 and it was standing room only. I saw them again a couple months later, tickets were $10 and I was second row.
March 15, 2025 at 11:30 PM
so the meaning of a story is only the last 10min? is there like a hidden joke in this that i’m not privy to lol
March 14, 2025 at 2:19 PM
please break up and save us 🫶🏻

(joking with love ❤️)
March 13, 2025 at 1:19 PM
i’ve always thought of it as when harambe died
March 13, 2025 at 1:12 AM
luv u forever
March 12, 2025 at 8:38 PM