No Thomas I have not 🤨
January 21, 2026 at 10:33 AM
No Thomas I have not 🤨
Poor excuse. It’s blowing a gale here and chucking it down and I guarantee there’s a man within a half mile radius wearing shorts outdoors
January 21, 2026 at 10:31 AM
Poor excuse. It’s blowing a gale here and chucking it down and I guarantee there’s a man within a half mile radius wearing shorts outdoors
Have you packed your shorts?
January 21, 2026 at 8:34 AM
Have you packed your shorts?
I wouldn’t trust you with fireworks, you’d accidentally start The Great Fire of London 2: Electric Boogaloo
January 21, 2026 at 8:25 AM
I wouldn’t trust you with fireworks, you’d accidentally start The Great Fire of London 2: Electric Boogaloo
An accurate artist’s impression
January 18, 2026 at 10:53 PM
An accurate artist’s impression
I’ll drip feed chaotic stories - follow me for more x
January 18, 2026 at 9:39 PM
I’ll drip feed chaotic stories - follow me for more x
It absolutely is - it’s been a classic secret menu item for YEARS
January 18, 2026 at 9:25 PM
It absolutely is - it’s been a classic secret menu item for YEARS
You’ve never heard of a McGangBang??? Genuine real question. Fuck me I need to study your profile here before the next time we meet up cos this is GOLD
January 18, 2026 at 9:16 PM
You’ve never heard of a McGangBang??? Genuine real question. Fuck me I need to study your profile here before the next time we meet up cos this is GOLD
Also this is the first thing I’ve actually posted on this platform. Vibes
January 18, 2026 at 9:14 PM
Also this is the first thing I’ve actually posted on this platform. Vibes
Thought maybe I should use this more but how much does one actually use this… YOU HAVE 13000 POSTS? Hun
PS this is relevant cos I was also in the pub
PS this is relevant cos I was also in the pub
January 18, 2026 at 9:14 PM
Thought maybe I should use this more but how much does one actually use this… YOU HAVE 13000 POSTS? Hun
PS this is relevant cos I was also in the pub
PS this is relevant cos I was also in the pub