Good morning to all my fellow heathens who keep forgetting today is a major religious holiday. Enjoy doing all your regularly scheduled activities 😘

I rarely have overnight guests, but my sis came from outta state to visit. What kind of trauma do I have if I became inconsolable worring if she would be satisfied with the firmness of my pillows?

$20 says Taylor and Travis had a big fight this morning

Legit, one of the things holding me together rn (other than rubber bands and chewing gum) is looking at pictures of space. It all feels so big...but this administration ain't shiiiit compared to a fresh protostar

The fact that this exists around us but we got stuck on this stupid planet with a bunch of man babies trying to work out their grievances is just so annoying.

Stay together, heroes.

Ok but why does building your algorithm on a new social media account feel so damn vulnerable😅 Like...respectfully divert your eyes while I do this please. We juuuust met.

Roman salute? Baby girl...in this household we don't dead name people OR globally recognized hand gestures