the self control required to not constantly emit high pitched shrieks to relieve some of my anxiety and rage is definitely my most impressive trait.

Stopped at my fave bagel shop this morning for a bagel and they gave me a bonus bagel bc “it came out weirdly tall so it won’t sell but it’s just as good.” Cannot imagine a better way to start a Monday.

Also, can confirm, weirdly tall bagels taste the same as squat bagels.

It’s so nice that the @uspshelp.bsky.social in our neighborhood never opens on time so a queue of us trying to drop things before work are just hanging out in the cold. Ffs

So humbling to quip “okay Murphy Brown” at your younger friend only to have them say who is that a senator or something?