@ambientlion.bsky.social
Ah yes. But now with AI, anyone can imagine themselves an expert on any subject after just a few conversational turns with their glorious and obsequious chatbot.
January 10, 2026 at 5:38 PM
Ah yes. But now with AI, anyone can imagine themselves an expert on any subject after just a few conversational turns with their glorious and obsequious chatbot.
I’m not so sure. Have you not read “Pride, Prejudice, and Vampires”?
December 15, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I’m not so sure. Have you not read “Pride, Prejudice, and Vampires”?
“Forgot to export the bone weights. She be all floppy”
December 14, 2025 at 10:44 PM
“Forgot to export the bone weights. She be all floppy”
“Not enough teeth.”
December 14, 2025 at 10:37 PM
“Not enough teeth.”
“Switch your machine from <purl> to <stockinette> for better results”
December 14, 2025 at 1:13 AM
“Switch your machine from <purl> to <stockinette> for better results”
“Just weave it into a spherical <birds nest> and THEN stuff it.”
December 14, 2025 at 1:09 AM
“Just weave it into a spherical <birds nest> and THEN stuff it.”
“Have you ever tried to stuff spaghetti?”
December 14, 2025 at 1:03 AM
“Have you ever tried to stuff spaghetti?”
“Until AIs learn to inject spelling mistakes and agrammatical sentences”
December 13, 2025 at 11:07 PM
“Until AIs learn to inject spelling mistakes and agrammatical sentences”
“Your bias for thinking in only three dimensions is showing through.”
December 2, 2025 at 10:17 PM
“Your bias for thinking in only three dimensions is showing through.”
Excellent. I’ll look for it on Patreon 😁
November 26, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Excellent. I’ll look for it on Patreon 😁
Where do you plan to post the video?
November 26, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Where do you plan to post the video?
“What if it causes porkgasm though?”
November 19, 2025 at 4:29 AM
“What if it causes porkgasm though?”
Now now, don’t be so hasty. I can think of one large, white, house where releasing one could be useful.
November 7, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Now now, don’t be so hasty. I can think of one large, white, house where releasing one could be useful.
Mayor of Snarkville. We need someone with your EXACT people skills!
November 7, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Mayor of Snarkville. We need someone with your EXACT people skills!
Is it, like one per emotion? Or are the fungible?
October 27, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Is it, like one per emotion? Or are the fungible?
This reminds me of “rubber hose cryptanalysis” - IYKYK
October 20, 2025 at 4:28 AM
This reminds me of “rubber hose cryptanalysis” - IYKYK
“Not a single helical joint on them. Just evolutionary losers”
October 7, 2025 at 10:26 PM
“Not a single helical joint on them. Just evolutionary losers”
They say not to judge a book by its cover, but when one is made from human skin…
September 28, 2025 at 6:38 PM
They say not to judge a book by its cover, but when one is made from human skin…
There are two wolves inside you. They have co-founded a startup called Howlr. Their pitch deck is just the word “DISRUPT” written in blood. They’ve raised $27 million in Series A funding and are now arguing over whether to pivot into crypto. You are the unpaid intern.
September 27, 2025 at 9:42 PM
There are two wolves inside you. They have co-founded a startup called Howlr. Their pitch deck is just the word “DISRUPT” written in blood. They’ve raised $27 million in Series A funding and are now arguing over whether to pivot into crypto. You are the unpaid intern.
“It does get hit by lightning a lot…”
September 24, 2025 at 4:42 PM
“It does get hit by lightning a lot…”
That sucks. If I could send you a burrito and a nap, I would. 🌯😴
September 24, 2025 at 4:21 PM
That sucks. If I could send you a burrito and a nap, I would. 🌯😴