i like being an artist because i have a lot of stupid ideas. then i can turn them into reality and inflict them on everyone else

What kind of dumb fucks would dismantle the department of education? 🤦‍♀️

You know why they kept orcas at SeaWorld? Because they deserved it.

The thought of his shitty combover rolling through the dirt keeps me going.

There is a reason TikTok is so good at figuring out what you want to see, and why it’s better than everything else: it’s a weapon, and the best weapon is one you don’t know exists, or worse, one you think you can’t live without