holy smoly she so cool,,, but im noticing a lack of Zoe representation,,, fake nebby,,,

portable wife! yuri wherever you go!!

dont worry, all dreams come true one day!!

it knows it has you cornered,,, theres nothing else you can do but press start,,, it happens to us all at least once,,,,, it's better than the alternative,,,

the best type of yuri is the self-made kind

from experience, you kinda just go to sleep one day and awake the next in full costume (sometimes with a full week missing but we dont worry about that part)

the church of miku claims another

what else are you meant to buy with money??

the curse of shiggy wiggy: once you cross a milestone, it is permanent

it's a really specific curse

clearly the best route would've been to change it, then gaslight everyone into believing that it's always been thaat until june, which you then change it back and start reverse gaslighting everyone again (electric boogaloo)