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David Paniagua
@amcdave.bsky.social
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Skinemax is back. I mean, HBO (home of “Dream On” and the random sex scene).
January 14, 2026 at 1:45 AM
Did you have anything to do with “AM ALE” because that is without a doubt the funniest commercial of all time!
December 31, 2025 at 9:33 AM
Looks like Bari Weiss after you throw a bucket of water on her.
December 24, 2025 at 6:13 PM
It’s so funny that she’ll be out of a job before next summer and back to being hetero for the grift.
December 23, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Ben got clowned on for his review of One Battle After Another but this was a close second.
December 19, 2025 at 12:18 AM
It is truly going to be the best day of our natural lives when soulless husk finally croaks.
December 15, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Gonna be a real hoot when he finally croaks and leaves all his money, I mean crypto, locked with a code he only knew!
December 15, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Dodgers rule!
December 13, 2025 at 6:55 PM
You have more money than God. You have no clue what we’re all going through right now.
December 13, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Manassas Airport frequent flyer (I live in Reston)!
December 4, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Trump protecting his guys like Francis’s dad saying, “Just look at him. He couldn’t have stolen your bike” to Pee-Wee Herman.
December 4, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Murderous AI boss gets another chance to show off his murderous side
December 3, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Did they get Stuckmannized?
November 15, 2025 at 11:44 PM
I still got the haunted piano soundtrack in my head after all these years.

Also, “The Butcher of Bakersfield” is an awesome nickname.
November 11, 2025 at 7:11 AM
There is no doubt in my mind Dick Cheney would’ve tried to eat live human flesh if it was proven to keep him alive for another couple of years.
November 4, 2025 at 2:38 PM
He is the worst. I hope he gets Taco Bell runs!
November 3, 2025 at 9:39 PM
No more Twitter?
October 26, 2025 at 2:29 AM
By the way, I’m still in the beginning stages of listening to the Kirk podcast, but it bears repeating that he was thought of as a dope to the GOP elite until he figured out how to make money off the grift.
September 24, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Why hasn’t Kash wished for the detainees to go to Valhalla yet?
September 24, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Had no freakin’ clue Brie Larson did a show for them until I drunkingly checked her Wikipedia and was wondering what she was up to!
September 24, 2025 at 2:55 PM
September 24, 2025 at 1:22 AM
I believe in the audio commentary for Boogie Nights, PTA said New Line wanted to release it the same weekend as the Lost World: Jurassic Park and he said he would probably watch that movie over his own! So funny.
September 24, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Jokes aside, and as someone who works in transportation and logistics all my adult life, I do crack up when they bring up driverless tractors because in the end, who the hell is gonna unload the trailer?
September 23, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Wish they would return to Victorville. Those were the days!
September 20, 2025 at 3:40 AM