Amelia ✍🏻
@ameliachelms.bsky.social
Shitty writer with shitty aspirations and fantastic self esteem.
A dude bro tries to turn a dweeb into an alpha: sigmalion
March 17, 2025 at 2:01 AM
A dude bro tries to turn a dweeb into an alpha: sigmalion
I don’t know who needs to see this but…
March 17, 2025 at 1:57 AM
I don’t know who needs to see this but…
Why is buying a house as easy as saying ‘house, please’ but if I want to rent somewhere I need to scale Mount Doom, find the holy grail, have a sword fight and find my birth certificate?
February 22, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Why is buying a house as easy as saying ‘house, please’ but if I want to rent somewhere I need to scale Mount Doom, find the holy grail, have a sword fight and find my birth certificate?
Also haven’t picked this app up in 2 months because I had such severe health anxiety I was convinced I was going to die and I didn’t want my last musing imparted on this mortal coil to be ‘skibbidi 2 the rizz my tubular dudes’
February 16, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Also haven’t picked this app up in 2 months because I had such severe health anxiety I was convinced I was going to die and I didn’t want my last musing imparted on this mortal coil to be ‘skibbidi 2 the rizz my tubular dudes’
I was at a concert the other night and some guy in front of me would not stop talking to his pal. At one point I heard him say ‘oh, it’s a bit loud in hear I’ll tell you about that later’. He then proceeded to talk for the remaining hour of the show.
February 16, 2025 at 3:42 PM
I was at a concert the other night and some guy in front of me would not stop talking to his pal. At one point I heard him say ‘oh, it’s a bit loud in hear I’ll tell you about that later’. He then proceeded to talk for the remaining hour of the show.
‘Peter Dinklage is the GOAT’ - me, telling my friends about the cast of Wicked
December 7, 2024 at 4:03 AM
‘Peter Dinklage is the GOAT’ - me, telling my friends about the cast of Wicked
The best part about being bad at eyeshadow is not knowing whether you’re slaying or you just looking fucking nuts
December 6, 2024 at 6:27 PM
The best part about being bad at eyeshadow is not knowing whether you’re slaying or you just looking fucking nuts
The main conflicts in literature are man vs nature, man vs self and man vs his Spotify wrapped.
December 5, 2024 at 4:32 AM
The main conflicts in literature are man vs nature, man vs self and man vs his Spotify wrapped.
I’m wearing a Christmas jumper today and I need people to know it’s not because I’m some Christmas loving nerd, I just can’t keep on top of my laundry like a depressed nerd.
December 2, 2024 at 2:09 AM
I’m wearing a Christmas jumper today and I need people to know it’s not because I’m some Christmas loving nerd, I just can’t keep on top of my laundry like a depressed nerd.
The worst part about Bluesky is there’s no official Garfield account for people to sexually harass
December 2, 2024 at 1:54 AM
The worst part about Bluesky is there’s no official Garfield account for people to sexually harass
You’ve got to love the classic ‘am I genius writing the best script that may have ever existed’ or ‘am I a big fat dummy writing some nonsensical drivel’ thoughts that emerge with every new project that I’m remotely passionate about.
November 30, 2024 at 6:38 PM
You’ve got to love the classic ‘am I genius writing the best script that may have ever existed’ or ‘am I a big fat dummy writing some nonsensical drivel’ thoughts that emerge with every new project that I’m remotely passionate about.
Is there a word that means equal parts jealous of and happy for someone else’s success? I’m assuming it’d be German.
November 26, 2024 at 12:07 AM
Is there a word that means equal parts jealous of and happy for someone else’s success? I’m assuming it’d be German.
Kind of jealous of people that can just live in their hometown and not be overwhelmed by all the memories of cringe shit they did as teens.
November 23, 2024 at 2:53 PM
Kind of jealous of people that can just live in their hometown and not be overwhelmed by all the memories of cringe shit they did as teens.
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Do you ever wake to 10 carefully curated think pieces on your timeline about some chucklehead you’ve never heard of?
November 23, 2024 at 10:51 AM
Do you ever wake to 10 carefully curated think pieces on your timeline about some chucklehead you’ve never heard of?
Do you ever accidentally save over your legacy Sim family and want to die?
Then you realise you’re an adult and you should probably be worried about taxes or something.
Then you realise you’re an adult and you should probably be worried about taxes or something.
November 23, 2024 at 3:11 AM
Do you ever accidentally save over your legacy Sim family and want to die?
Then you realise you’re an adult and you should probably be worried about taxes or something.
Then you realise you’re an adult and you should probably be worried about taxes or something.
A big part of my writing process is just lying in bed and crying… it hasn’t worked so far but perseverance is key.
November 22, 2024 at 11:03 PM
A big part of my writing process is just lying in bed and crying… it hasn’t worked so far but perseverance is key.
Why the fuck is this £40?
And why am I actively trying to talk myself out of buying it?
And why am I actively trying to talk myself out of buying it?
November 22, 2024 at 9:45 PM
Why the fuck is this £40?
And why am I actively trying to talk myself out of buying it?
And why am I actively trying to talk myself out of buying it?
I wonder if Jigsaw buys his supplies at ACME.
November 22, 2024 at 8:53 PM
I wonder if Jigsaw buys his supplies at ACME.