Until abortion is legal in every state, lets require men to get a mandatory vasectomy until they are proven emotionally mature, financially responsible and ready to be a father.
Wait, what do you mean regulations on men's bodies make you uncomfortable?

Contrary to popular belief, there are only four kinds of bats.

Did I binge Rivals in a day? Yes.
Will I recommend everyone watches it? Yes.
Will it become my new personality? Also yes.

The best post-election political analysis I’ve seen.