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Niall Taylor @ameliesdada.bsky.social · 58m

That Robert Jenrick list in full:

Niall Taylor @ameliesdada.bsky.social · 3h

I suspect they're already tooting something. Anyway, they should lose marks for saying "people" rather than"sheeple"

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Niall Taylor @ameliesdada.bsky.social · 23h

Someone's writing their own Wikipedia page

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Niall Taylor @ameliesdada.bsky.social · 2d

Ain't nothing gonna break Mel Stride

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Niall Taylor @ameliesdada.bsky.social · 2d

DHS spokesman:

a cartoon of a man with glasses and a mustache says it 's coming right for us

ALT: a cartoon of a man with glasses and a mustache says it 's coming right for us

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Niall Taylor @ameliesdada.bsky.social · 4d

That Kemi Badenoch interview in full

a red car is parked next to a trailer that says u-tow on it

ALT: a red car is parked next to a trailer that says u-tow on it

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Niall Taylor @ameliesdada.bsky.social · 4d

Bella Bella. It's Clare #totp

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Niall Taylor @ameliesdada.bsky.social · 4d

Live footage of Mike Read and his link writers here #totp youtu.be/XxIS_snYrLA?...

Big Train Radio Puns

YouTube video by Luke Ryan

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Niall Taylor @ameliesdada.bsky.social · 4d

And Toyah, come to that

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Niall Taylor @ameliesdada.bsky.social · 4d

One for the dads, there #totp

Niall Taylor @ameliesdada.bsky.social · 4d

I've always gone with terrified

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Niall Taylor @ameliesdada.bsky.social · 5d

I didn't realise it was animated. I thought he just really liked snooker

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Niall Taylor @ameliesdada.bsky.social · 6d

Strictly, it's an open authority for the council to take a payment from your bank. A DD is a pull payment, rather than a push payment like a standing order. It's the latter that is an instruction from you to your bank to make payment. None of that changes that this never happened, of course

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Niall Taylor @ameliesdada.bsky.social · 6d

Usually you have to click for the Alt text description. Here, James has helpfully included it at the end of his post

Niall Taylor @ameliesdada.bsky.social · 7d

"Help Me Out, Rhonda". FFS, the PM isn't responsible for you getting a pay rise, or for the cost of your food #GMB.

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Niall Taylor @ameliesdada.bsky.social · 7d

I assumed Hegseth was referring to himself and his cronies here

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Niall Taylor @ameliesdada.bsky.social · 8d

Thank you for giving me a laugh today 😂

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Niall Taylor @ameliesdada.bsky.social · 8d

The walrus was Pablo

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Niall Taylor @ameliesdada.bsky.social · 10d

Season PB at #parkrun, lads

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Niall Taylor @ameliesdada.bsky.social · 11d

@simonpegg.bsky.social Brazil? The "hottest spot north of Havana"?

Niall Taylor @ameliesdada.bsky.social · 12d

Washing machine packed up so it's dahn to Mr Oppodopoulos's laundrette for me, innit youtu.be/FwG_wym3p68?...

1985 Levis 501 'Launderette' commercial - made by Bartle Bogle Hegarty

YouTube video by History of Advertising Trust

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Niall Taylor @ameliesdada.bsky.social · 12d

A battle that, thanks to tech, we can now easily resolve by recourse to the filter on Just Eat

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Niall Taylor @ameliesdada.bsky.social · 12d

Hold on. Wasn't that Antony?

a woman is standing in a doorway in a room with purple curtains and a candle holder .

ALT: a woman is standing in a doorway in a room with purple curtains and a candle holder .

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Niall Taylor @ameliesdada.bsky.social · 12d

Tell us again how it ends

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Niall Taylor @ameliesdada.bsky.social · 13d

Farage today: "The NHS is overwhelmed having to treat migrants with broken arm injuries"

Niall Taylor @ameliesdada.bsky.social · 14d

Reform Party leader in "full of absolute shit" shock #LBC 'They’re eating our swans in Royal Parks': Farage sparks backlash after false claims about foreigners www.lbc.co.uk/article/fara...

'They’re eating our swans in Royal Parks': Farage sparks backlash after false claims about foreigners | LBC

The Reform UK leader was pressed by Nick Ferrari at Breakfast to condemn some of the US president's outrageous comments - the latest seeing him link paracetamol to autism

www.lbc.co.uk

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