America when it's a celebrity troll instead of a room full of school children

Me: Back when pHone books dominated the consumer selection process, we had companies called Aaaron's. Spelled with three A's if ya can believe that
My nineteen year old Tinder date:

Got the hairline of a 22 year old, the maturity of a 19 year old and the penis of an eight year old so please form an orderly line ladies

Shit like this cracks me up because everyone who didn't grow in Palo Alto already knew long ago that your desk job didn't produce anything of value. But acting like capitalism's victim for having to pretend to work while most of humanity puts in overtime making your cushy lifestyle possible is funny

"A.I." being forced into everything is a great example of how public opinion means virtually nothing in so called "liberal democracies"

Gen Z criticizing others vs when it's time to look inward

Yes, but because I hate America

Eat at a local restaurant tonight. Get the cream sauce. Have a cold pint in a mostly empty bar. Go somewhere you've never been. Order the steak rare. Have an oyster. Have another. Order another oyster. Do a fourth oyster. Maybe another oyster. Check in on your friends, have another oyster.

happy to help ❤️

#israel

Adults that convert to catholicism are the weirdest cosplayers around rn. I get that being a product of the American suburbs creates a lifelong "craving" for some identity but like, it's just embarrassing

The dumbest part of music scenes rn is the new calculated rebellion schtick. When you can tell a band weighed out the cost to benefit ratio of every cause they incorporate into their brand.

I don't know what's "safe" about safe sleaze guys they def ALL got herps. That's like the one consequence a trust fund can't save u from

Gov Shapiro probably set the fire himself after taking Ambien and thinking his house was an Arabs