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Orgasm H. Mistake (official)
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An adopted human who cares about strangers.
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The Orgasmic One is many things. Witty. Caring. Young at ❤️, immature yet wise.

If you voted for the 🍊💩please go eat a bag of ADULT dicks. I specified for maga.... idiots!

#fumaga 🖕🖕🖕
He's the mascot......

The shitiest mascot ever!!
January 16, 2026 at 1:44 AM
Can you smell him????
January 14, 2026 at 1:23 AM
We may have to settle on watching his kids pay the price for all of this.

He's never going to be held accountable.
January 8, 2026 at 10:26 PM
TY.

Tbh, I was hoping it were true...... as embarrassing as it would be😅😅😅
January 2, 2026 at 11:47 PM
I'm old enough to remember when "PS" was used after the signature.....
January 2, 2026 at 7:35 PM
Would JD "Just Douche" Vance pardon everyone, or would he let them fall??
December 31, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Diddy is supposedly very good at fucking and killing........ just saying
December 26, 2025 at 1:03 AM
He's such a friggin baby. How can his handlers allow him to keep embarrassing himself?

I don't care about his embarrassment, but he's embarrassing America
December 25, 2025 at 11:34 PM
You look like the girl in the top row middle.....
a group of women are posing for a photo and smiling
ALT: a group of women are posing for a photo and smiling
media.tenor.com
December 25, 2025 at 11:14 PM
And if the ballroom is completed it should be turned into the Planned Parenthood Headquarters
December 25, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Wah wah wah billionaire....... poor you!!!
December 25, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Those days will be glorious. Sadly, we must endure this bullshit first.
December 23, 2025 at 4:54 PM
The Whore and the Bore.......
December 22, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Shouldn't the party of law and order be upset that the sitting president wasn't sworn in on anything?? I see the books, but no hand in them for the swearing in.......
December 21, 2025 at 11:14 PM
It's in his wallet. He and his friends are KILLING IT at making gold.......
December 20, 2025 at 3:45 PM
I mean, we're at the point where any good news is great news!!

I love your work, Brando. Keep up the good work!!
December 20, 2025 at 3:41 PM