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Also there is no NYPD choir
January 19, 2026 at 2:56 PM
Also there is no NYPD choir
Why does the dude have his blood type on his outfit, he may be opressing people of Somali heritage, but he’s in the city of Mall rats, not black hawk down
January 13, 2026 at 3:03 AM
Why does the dude have his blood type on his outfit, he may be opressing people of Somali heritage, but he’s in the city of Mall rats, not black hawk down
Was she always like this.
December 21, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Was she always like this.
Make shingles great again
December 19, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Make shingles great again
It does have the worst, except for all the rest
December 14, 2025 at 6:17 PM
It does have the worst, except for all the rest
What if anything do they say is proof of legal status, citizen or otherwise?
December 13, 2025 at 5:06 PM
What if anything do they say is proof of legal status, citizen or otherwise?
And not even the good Dredd movie
December 5, 2025 at 6:49 PM
And not even the good Dredd movie
Same people who enjoyed warming their hands by the glow of the Cuyahoga river
December 4, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Same people who enjoyed warming their hands by the glow of the Cuyahoga river
I guessing that he’s going to retire the day after Election Day 2028 so that whoever replaces him doesn’t have to sell their soul
November 23, 2025 at 1:18 PM
I guessing that he’s going to retire the day after Election Day 2028 so that whoever replaces him doesn’t have to sell their soul
Not even any Cool Whip to put on your pumpkin pie now that they’ve taken away the pecan
November 7, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Not even any Cool Whip to put on your pumpkin pie now that they’ve taken away the pecan
I’d guess that he once saw someone paying for groceries (apologies for using the old term for it. But I don’t know what the new one is) with a check and the store wanted their drivers license and that has stuck in his head as the norm.
November 5, 2025 at 6:28 PM
I’d guess that he once saw someone paying for groceries (apologies for using the old term for it. But I don’t know what the new one is) with a check and the store wanted their drivers license and that has stuck in his head as the norm.
It would appear that marketing is not something in which Mr. Ackman has any particular skill
November 5, 2025 at 12:58 AM
It would appear that marketing is not something in which Mr. Ackman has any particular skill
It won’t matter, if you were brought up anywhere other than the US Hershey’s will still taste like sick
October 30, 2025 at 4:28 PM
It won’t matter, if you were brought up anywhere other than the US Hershey’s will still taste like sick
The E. Jean Carroll Ballroom has a good ring to it.
October 26, 2025 at 3:24 PM
The E. Jean Carroll Ballroom has a good ring to it.
The guy has access to the best spy satellites in the world, from my knowledge gained from reading Tom Clancy books he could have one ‘tasked’ to get real time images of Portland any time he wants.
October 23, 2025 at 9:30 PM
The guy has access to the best spy satellites in the world, from my knowledge gained from reading Tom Clancy books he could have one ‘tasked’ to get real time images of Portland any time he wants.
I think he really wants to take it back to July 25 1948
September 30, 2025 at 9:34 PM
I think he really wants to take it back to July 25 1948
That dude has over $500 million and he still hasn’t upgraded to a phone with Face ID?
September 29, 2025 at 5:20 PM
That dude has over $500 million and he still hasn’t upgraded to a phone with Face ID?
I’m not sure they understand what bullets are for
September 25, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I’m not sure they understand what bullets are for
Not even sure that Trump would defend Boston
September 25, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Not even sure that Trump would defend Boston
Off to Walgreens with a photo of me pre 1998 with a cigarette in my mouth
September 4, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Off to Walgreens with a photo of me pre 1998 with a cigarette in my mouth
He can’t find a restaurant that will cook a steak until it resembles jerky
September 3, 2025 at 4:38 PM
He can’t find a restaurant that will cook a steak until it resembles jerky