Why it likely isn't Churchill:
While the wit sounds vaguely "Churchillian," there is no evidence he ever said it.
It does not appear in his writings, speeches, or the memoirs of his contemporaries.
The same joke has been attributed to Mark Twain, Groucho Marx, and W.C. Fields.
While the wit sounds vaguely "Churchillian," there is no evidence he ever said it.
It does not appear in his writings, speeches, or the memoirs of his contemporaries.
The same joke has been attributed to Mark Twain, Groucho Marx, and W.C. Fields.
January 11, 2026 at 7:03 PM
Why it likely isn't Churchill:
While the wit sounds vaguely "Churchillian," there is no evidence he ever said it.
It does not appear in his writings, speeches, or the memoirs of his contemporaries.
The same joke has been attributed to Mark Twain, Groucho Marx, and W.C. Fields.
While the wit sounds vaguely "Churchillian," there is no evidence he ever said it.
It does not appear in his writings, speeches, or the memoirs of his contemporaries.
The same joke has been attributed to Mark Twain, Groucho Marx, and W.C. Fields.
When Donald Trump says "Friends will get hurt" he means "Donald Trump will get hurt." He thinks the word "Friends" makes the argument sound a bit better.
I suppose he's right to some extent.
I suppose he's right to some extent.
January 1, 2026 at 6:50 AM
When Donald Trump says "Friends will get hurt" he means "Donald Trump will get hurt." He thinks the word "Friends" makes the argument sound a bit better.
I suppose he's right to some extent.
I suppose he's right to some extent.
I'm anti-fascist, as are many of my peers. Very few if any defend Israel's recent acts of genocide.
November 11, 2025 at 2:56 AM
I'm anti-fascist, as are many of my peers. Very few if any defend Israel's recent acts of genocide.
We should know: at any time did RFKjr sell or use heroin with any of the new appointees to the CDC Advisory Committee? How can the American people be assured that trade in heroin, or sexual favors tendered under the influence of heroin weren't exchanged for the appointment to these positions?
September 6, 2025 at 6:32 AM
We should know: at any time did RFKjr sell or use heroin with any of the new appointees to the CDC Advisory Committee? How can the American people be assured that trade in heroin, or sexual favors tendered under the influence of heroin weren't exchanged for the appointment to these positions?
Donald Trump is a convicted rapist and felon. This is the leadership that the people of the USA want.
February 13, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Donald Trump is a convicted rapist and felon. This is the leadership that the people of the USA want.
Never has one man been so completely, so unequivocally unqualified for a job to which he has been appointed.
And why would anyone take the drastic step of appointing an unqualified person to an important position?
And why would anyone take the drastic step of appointing an unqualified person to an important position?
February 12, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Never has one man been so completely, so unequivocally unqualified for a job to which he has been appointed.
And why would anyone take the drastic step of appointing an unqualified person to an important position?
And why would anyone take the drastic step of appointing an unqualified person to an important position?
So this is an "Ask Me Anything" from the "American Medical Association."
February 11, 2025 at 1:11 AM
So this is an "Ask Me Anything" from the "American Medical Association."
Please don't insult Pathetic Tools by comparing them to J.D. Vance.
February 10, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Please don't insult Pathetic Tools by comparing them to J.D. Vance.