Ami Berger
@amiberger.bsky.social
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The cognitive dissonance of getting up every morning and making coffee and walking the dog and going to meetings and answering emails and wondering what to make for dinner while there is a real live actual coup d’etat happening is BONKERS
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"finally open season" is such a fucking tell I can't even
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["you don't have to accept the premise of the question" is essentially every media training boiled down to brass tacks]
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HOW SMOL KITTEH KNOWZ NOT TO ACCEPT PREMISE OF QUESTION
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we'll always have Discord *sob*
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*stares in LiveJournal*
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so soothing, like chamomile tea
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I saw them at Lilith Fair in 1998
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I’ll put you on the ARC list
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And some kind of eclipse fuckery? Pfffffft
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Perimenopause or Fascism? Why I Want To Murder Everyone by Ami Berger
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wait hold up are there people whose back zipper DOESN'T lead to the demon world?
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when the matcha hits it HITS
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Nominee for 2025 Sniglet of the Year
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happy first day of the new SCOTUS term to all who like a healthy splash of despair in their coffee
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We are here for you
Until 8 pm at the latest
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brb putting an autoreply on my email that says ACTUALLY GUMBUS DOESN’T WANT TO DO THAT
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YES. The best time to do this would have been Inauguration Day. The second best time is right. fucking. now.
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we don't talk nearly enough about what an absolute trashmonster was Ted Hughes