Mike Bloom
@amikebloomtype.bsky.social
Writer: Parade Magazine & various outlets. Podcaster: Rob Has a Podcast, Post Show Recaps & anyone willing to listen to a Muppet talk TV & film. He/him/his
Most awkward recoupling ceremony ever #TheTraitorsUS
January 23, 2026 at 4:43 AM
Most awkward recoupling ceremony ever #TheTraitorsUS
When I see a 6-5-4 Roundtable vote with Traitor-on-Traitor violence and the re-emergence of Lisa Fucking Rinna #TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUS
January 23, 2026 at 4:39 AM
When I see a 6-5-4 Roundtable vote with Traitor-on-Traitor violence and the re-emergence of Lisa Fucking Rinna #TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUS
Ron Funches in Episode 1 of #TheTraitorsUS vs. Ron Funches in Episode 6 of #TheTraitorsUS
January 23, 2026 at 1:55 AM
Ron Funches in Episode 1 of #TheTraitorsUS vs. Ron Funches in Episode 6 of #TheTraitorsUS
At long last, Michael Rapaport explains why he ate like that on #TheTraitorsUS
Full interview: parade.com/tv/michael-r...
Full interview: parade.com/tv/michael-r...
January 20, 2026 at 9:45 PM
At long last, Michael Rapaport explains why he ate like that on #TheTraitorsUS
Full interview: parade.com/tv/michael-r...
Full interview: parade.com/tv/michael-r...
After being unable to lie and deceive on #TheTraitorsUS, where his "heart thrives", Monét X Change talks about what shows he's looking to do next, including a trip out to a familiar island in Fiji...
Full interview: parade.com/tv/monet-x-c...
Full interview: parade.com/tv/monet-x-c...
January 17, 2026 at 8:14 PM
After being unable to lie and deceive on #TheTraitorsUS, where his "heart thrives", Monét X Change talks about what shows he's looking to do next, including a trip out to a familiar island in Fiji...
Full interview: parade.com/tv/monet-x-c...
Full interview: parade.com/tv/monet-x-c...
Tiffany explains her relationship with Michael Rapaport, and why she chose to work closely with him on #TheTraitorsUS
Full interview with @absolutelytiff: parade.com/tv/tiffany-m...
Full interview with @absolutelytiff: parade.com/tv/tiffany-m...
January 17, 2026 at 7:14 PM
Tiffany explains her relationship with Michael Rapaport, and why she chose to work closely with him on #TheTraitorsUS
Full interview with @absolutelytiff: parade.com/tv/tiffany-m...
Full interview with @absolutelytiff: parade.com/tv/tiffany-m...
Caroline does not mince words when talking about Michael Rapaport and how much of a distraction he would be at the Round Table
Full #TheTraitorsUS interview: parade.com/tv/caroline-...
Full #TheTraitorsUS interview: parade.com/tv/caroline-...
January 17, 2026 at 7:08 PM
Caroline does not mince words when talking about Michael Rapaport and how much of a distraction he would be at the Round Table
Full #TheTraitorsUS interview: parade.com/tv/caroline-...
Full #TheTraitorsUS interview: parade.com/tv/caroline-...
Screw the 2016 nostalgia. I'm here for the 2014 throwback #Survivor #TheTraitors
January 16, 2026 at 3:52 AM
Screw the 2016 nostalgia. I'm here for the 2014 throwback #Survivor #TheTraitors
#TheTraitorsUS #TheTraitors
There's putting your foot in your mouth. Then there's putting it so far through your digestive system that it comes out your ass and becomes a foot again 😶
(Also Rob stopping things to correct the use of "comisserate" is fantastic)
There's putting your foot in your mouth. Then there's putting it so far through your digestive system that it comes out your ass and becomes a foot again 😶
(Also Rob stopping things to correct the use of "comisserate" is fantastic)
January 16, 2026 at 3:43 AM
#TheTraitorsUS #TheTraitors
There's putting your foot in your mouth. Then there's putting it so far through your digestive system that it comes out your ass and becomes a foot again 😶
(Also Rob stopping things to correct the use of "comisserate" is fantastic)
There's putting your foot in your mouth. Then there's putting it so far through your digestive system that it comes out your ass and becomes a foot again 😶
(Also Rob stopping things to correct the use of "comisserate" is fantastic)
January 16, 2026 at 2:40 AM
January 16, 2026 at 2:30 AM
Why does he use cutlery and plates like a T-Rex #TheTraitorsUS
January 16, 2026 at 2:24 AM
Why does he use cutlery and plates like a T-Rex #TheTraitorsUS
When you're in "A Streetcar Named Desire" and you forget your lines #TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUS
January 16, 2026 at 2:12 AM
When you're in "A Streetcar Named Desire" and you forget your lines #TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUS
#TheTraitors EPISODE 4 MURDER SPOILERS
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I felt I hadn't seen the Lisa Rinna I was promised so far this season. But killing Caroline, then declining to interact with her at BravoCon is a gratuitous amount of petty 😂 #TheTraitorsUS
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I felt I hadn't seen the Lisa Rinna I was promised so far this season. But killing Caroline, then declining to interact with her at BravoCon is a gratuitous amount of petty 😂 #TheTraitorsUS
January 16, 2026 at 1:58 AM
#TheTraitors EPISODE 4 MURDER SPOILERS
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I felt I hadn't seen the Lisa Rinna I was promised so far this season. But killing Caroline, then declining to interact with her at BravoCon is a gratuitous amount of petty 😂 #TheTraitorsUS
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I felt I hadn't seen the Lisa Rinna I was promised so far this season. But killing Caroline, then declining to interact with her at BravoCon is a gratuitous amount of petty 😂 #TheTraitorsUS
Got murdered first.
Voted for the wrong person.
10/10 would absolutely do again.
#TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUS
Voted for the wrong person.
10/10 would absolutely do again.
#TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUS
January 14, 2026 at 2:47 AM
Got murdered first.
Voted for the wrong person.
10/10 would absolutely do again.
#TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUS
Voted for the wrong person.
10/10 would absolutely do again.
#TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUS
We were robbed (quite literally) of more @robcesternino.bsky.social and Candiace content on #TheTraitors!
Full #TheTraitorsUS interview: parade.com/tv/rob-ceste...
Full #TheTraitorsUS interview: parade.com/tv/rob-ceste...
January 12, 2026 at 8:57 PM
We were robbed (quite literally) of more @robcesternino.bsky.social and Candiace content on #TheTraitors!
Full #TheTraitorsUS interview: parade.com/tv/rob-ceste...
Full #TheTraitorsUS interview: parade.com/tv/rob-ceste...
Rob talks about dealing with his reputation as a #Survivor strategist on #TheTraitors, and which player decided to spread that reputation around the castle as soon as they could 👀
Full #TheTraitorsUS interview: parade.com/tv/rob-ceste...
Full #TheTraitorsUS interview: parade.com/tv/rob-ceste...
January 12, 2026 at 7:19 PM
Rob talks about dealing with his reputation as a #Survivor strategist on #TheTraitors, and which player decided to spread that reputation around the castle as soon as they could 👀
Full #TheTraitorsUS interview: parade.com/tv/rob-ceste...
Full #TheTraitorsUS interview: parade.com/tv/rob-ceste...
January 12, 2026 at 6:35 PM
Porsha says she knew Candiace was a Traitor after she claimed Porsha misheard her in the car, but she didn't out her suspicions due to the sisterhood of the Housewives
Full #TheTraitors interview: parade.com/tv/porsha-wi...
Full #TheTraitors interview: parade.com/tv/porsha-wi...
January 9, 2026 at 8:37 PM
Porsha says she knew Candiace was a Traitor after she claimed Porsha misheard her in the car, but she didn't out her suspicions due to the sisterhood of the Housewives
Full #TheTraitors interview: parade.com/tv/porsha-wi...
Full #TheTraitors interview: parade.com/tv/porsha-wi...
Ian reveals a conversation he had with Rob Rausch before the Traitors were picked about his interest in snakes, and why he soon regretted making the connection
Full #TheTraitors interview: parade.com/tv/ian-terry...
Full #TheTraitors interview: parade.com/tv/ian-terry...
January 9, 2026 at 8:31 PM
Ian reveals a conversation he had with Rob Rausch before the Traitors were picked about his interest in snakes, and why he soon regretted making the connection
Full #TheTraitors interview: parade.com/tv/ian-terry...
Full #TheTraitors interview: parade.com/tv/ian-terry...
MAJOR #TheTraitors SPOILER! LOOK AWAY IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN ALL OF #TheTraitorsUS EPISODE 3
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I present to you....Kelcer Soze
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I present to you....Kelcer Soze
January 9, 2026 at 4:58 AM
MAJOR #TheTraitors SPOILER! LOOK AWAY IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN ALL OF #TheTraitorsUS EPISODE 3
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I present to you....Kelcer Soze
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I present to you....Kelcer Soze
We're less than 3 episodes into #TheTraitors. Now the fork is found in the breakfast room, as Michael tells Yam Yam that, despite playing a game, he does not play games #TheTraitorsUS
January 9, 2026 at 4:21 AM
We're less than 3 episodes into #TheTraitors. Now the fork is found in the breakfast room, as Michael tells Yam Yam that, despite playing a game, he does not play games #TheTraitorsUS
Porsha’s #TheTraitors game, in an image #TheTraitorsUS
January 9, 2026 at 3:18 AM
Porsha’s #TheTraitors game, in an image #TheTraitorsUS
We're less than 1 episode into #TheTraitors and we already have our first confrontation. And it involves Michael Rapaport and the Housewives.
Fork found in kitchen. Literally #TheTraitorsUS
Fork found in kitchen. Literally #TheTraitorsUS
January 9, 2026 at 2:59 AM
We're less than 1 episode into #TheTraitors and we already have our first confrontation. And it involves Michael Rapaport and the Housewives.
Fork found in kitchen. Literally #TheTraitorsUS
Fork found in kitchen. Literally #TheTraitorsUS