Amit-in-NYC
@amitnyc.bsky.social
Dad, Husband, NYC numbers guy, Wu Tang afficianado, unapologetically liberal, PhD in Flaneurism, foodie, traveler, unimpressed by the "what." Interested in the "How & Why."
This Trump bailout of farmers because of his awful tariff policies, through tax payer funds, presents another opportunity for Democrats to fumble the whole frigging bag on messaging and not bury him and Republicans.
Because Democrats can't message for shit. 🤷🏽♂️🙄
Because Democrats can't message for shit. 🤷🏽♂️🙄
December 8, 2025 at 4:07 PM
This Trump bailout of farmers because of his awful tariff policies, through tax payer funds, presents another opportunity for Democrats to fumble the whole frigging bag on messaging and not bury him and Republicans.
Because Democrats can't message for shit. 🤷🏽♂️🙄
Because Democrats can't message for shit. 🤷🏽♂️🙄
I find that most talking heads, while feigning general topical knowledge, cannot think laterally beyond the cue cards. They know the least amount of economics and finance or geopolitics or social issues or government and law, all the while dropping the most trite nuggets on said topics daily.
December 2, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I find that most talking heads, while feigning general topical knowledge, cannot think laterally beyond the cue cards. They know the least amount of economics and finance or geopolitics or social issues or government and law, all the while dropping the most trite nuggets on said topics daily.
I am quite proud of myself for not losing my phone in a NYC cab more than 2 times this year! 30 days left! 🤦🏽♂️
December 1, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I am quite proud of myself for not losing my phone in a NYC cab more than 2 times this year! 30 days left! 🤦🏽♂️
What is a loss for the Trump DoJ, is a win for the Ambulance Chaser & Parking Ticket Fixer legal community.
Chin up, Habba Dabba Dooya!
Chin up, Habba Dabba Dooya!
December 1, 2025 at 5:40 PM
What is a loss for the Trump DoJ, is a win for the Ambulance Chaser & Parking Ticket Fixer legal community.
Chin up, Habba Dabba Dooya!
Chin up, Habba Dabba Dooya!
My unofficially official list of respect due to civil servants.
1. Healthcare workers/Fire fighters
2. Teachers
3. Elderly and childcare workers
4. Librarians
5. Social workers
6. Public transit workers/ Sanitation
7. Municipal agency workers including courts etc
8-998. Others
999. COPS
1. Healthcare workers/Fire fighters
2. Teachers
3. Elderly and childcare workers
4. Librarians
5. Social workers
6. Public transit workers/ Sanitation
7. Municipal agency workers including courts etc
8-998. Others
999. COPS
December 1, 2025 at 4:39 PM
My unofficially official list of respect due to civil servants.
1. Healthcare workers/Fire fighters
2. Teachers
3. Elderly and childcare workers
4. Librarians
5. Social workers
6. Public transit workers/ Sanitation
7. Municipal agency workers including courts etc
8-998. Others
999. COPS
1. Healthcare workers/Fire fighters
2. Teachers
3. Elderly and childcare workers
4. Librarians
5. Social workers
6. Public transit workers/ Sanitation
7. Municipal agency workers including courts etc
8-998. Others
999. COPS
Guys, Nancy Reagan maynot be the best throat goat to be in the White House. Apparently our Donald wore a blue dress. 😵💫
November 14, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Guys, Nancy Reagan maynot be the best throat goat to be in the White House. Apparently our Donald wore a blue dress. 😵💫
Flowers to the journalist in the WH gaggle who asks these questions
1. The President said that he stopped contact with Epstein in 2011, the emails show that Epstein attended Thanksgiving with him in 2017, which is true?
2. Is the President a moron as suggested by multiple people in the emails?
1. The President said that he stopped contact with Epstein in 2011, the emails show that Epstein attended Thanksgiving with him in 2017, which is true?
2. Is the President a moron as suggested by multiple people in the emails?
November 13, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Flowers to the journalist in the WH gaggle who asks these questions
1. The President said that he stopped contact with Epstein in 2011, the emails show that Epstein attended Thanksgiving with him in 2017, which is true?
2. Is the President a moron as suggested by multiple people in the emails?
1. The President said that he stopped contact with Epstein in 2011, the emails show that Epstein attended Thanksgiving with him in 2017, which is true?
2. Is the President a moron as suggested by multiple people in the emails?
I find this chart absolutely fascinatingly scary. So for trillions being pumped into AI, we are projected to see only a .2% increase in Real GDP, while the possibility of eating caviar topped chicken nuggets on Mars or total extinction is the choice available.
October 12, 2025 at 6:29 PM
I find this chart absolutely fascinatingly scary. So for trillions being pumped into AI, we are projected to see only a .2% increase in Real GDP, while the possibility of eating caviar topped chicken nuggets on Mars or total extinction is the choice available.
It's high time to get rid of Email sign-offs. If you are writing the following, my immediate thought is as follows:
Sincerely: Person needs to be more honest with themselves and get an enema.
Warm Regards: Ewwww, you moist or something?
Best: Fix your bowtie, freak
Cheers: Psycho
Sincerely: Person needs to be more honest with themselves and get an enema.
Warm Regards: Ewwww, you moist or something?
Best: Fix your bowtie, freak
Cheers: Psycho
October 7, 2025 at 3:33 PM
It's high time to get rid of Email sign-offs. If you are writing the following, my immediate thought is as follows:
Sincerely: Person needs to be more honest with themselves and get an enema.
Warm Regards: Ewwww, you moist or something?
Best: Fix your bowtie, freak
Cheers: Psycho
Sincerely: Person needs to be more honest with themselves and get an enema.
Warm Regards: Ewwww, you moist or something?
Best: Fix your bowtie, freak
Cheers: Psycho
I am going to take a bow wearing an impeccably stitched Jil Sander suit and laurels, as I virtually walk among the late comers to the "Jake Tapper is a hack" realization.
I told you this when he was pitching his book on Afghanistan while reporting on Afghanistan.
The guy is an absolute muppet!
I told you this when he was pitching his book on Afghanistan while reporting on Afghanistan.
The guy is an absolute muppet!
a group of roman soldiers are riding in a chariot with a man wearing a mask on his face .
ALT: a group of roman soldiers are riding in a chariot with a man wearing a mask on his face .
media.tenor.com
October 7, 2025 at 3:18 PM
I am going to take a bow wearing an impeccably stitched Jil Sander suit and laurels, as I virtually walk among the late comers to the "Jake Tapper is a hack" realization.
I told you this when he was pitching his book on Afghanistan while reporting on Afghanistan.
The guy is an absolute muppet!
I told you this when he was pitching his book on Afghanistan while reporting on Afghanistan.
The guy is an absolute muppet!
I wonder if it is possible to shift dimensional timelines where all my friends/family can join the universe where Hillary won & all the dypshytes and Maga dolts can stay in this one.
Then we check back in a decade & see how far the worlds have come in terms of technology and progress and compare.
Then we check back in a decade & see how far the worlds have come in terms of technology and progress and compare.
October 7, 2025 at 2:27 PM
I wonder if it is possible to shift dimensional timelines where all my friends/family can join the universe where Hillary won & all the dypshytes and Maga dolts can stay in this one.
Then we check back in a decade & see how far the worlds have come in terms of technology and progress and compare.
Then we check back in a decade & see how far the worlds have come in terms of technology and progress and compare.
"Happy Holidays!"
(Fires the first salvo in the 2025 War on Christmas!) 🥷😎
(Fires the first salvo in the 2025 War on Christmas!) 🥷😎
September 20, 2025 at 3:47 PM
"Happy Holidays!"
(Fires the first salvo in the 2025 War on Christmas!) 🥷😎
(Fires the first salvo in the 2025 War on Christmas!) 🥷😎
Kimmel and Colbert Podcast Hour.
LFG!
LFG!
September 18, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Kimmel and Colbert Podcast Hour.
LFG!
LFG!
Okay, as someone who watched all 7 seasons of Vikings, I can say with certitude that Kirk's body needs to be put in a canoe with 3 goats, atop kindling doused in whale oil and set out into the fjord and have his wife shoot a fire arrow to set the canoe ablaze. Basic tablestakes to get to Valhalla! 🫡
September 16, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Okay, as someone who watched all 7 seasons of Vikings, I can say with certitude that Kirk's body needs to be put in a canoe with 3 goats, atop kindling doused in whale oil and set out into the fjord and have his wife shoot a fire arrow to set the canoe ablaze. Basic tablestakes to get to Valhalla! 🫡
There are christians who are not racists. MAGA Christians can fuk all the way off.
September 15, 2025 at 11:46 PM
There are christians who are not racists. MAGA Christians can fuk all the way off.
The other thing I notice is that there are no true intellectuals in MAGA or the right in general. There aren't any Buckley types. Just mediocre dudes dipped in mayonnaise.
September 15, 2025 at 7:36 PM
The other thing I notice is that there are no true intellectuals in MAGA or the right in general. There aren't any Buckley types. Just mediocre dudes dipped in mayonnaise.
Racism in America is wild because racists will go to outlandish lengths to defend and cannonize a 31 yr old middling intellect podcaster who debated kids because he also said racist stuff.
September 15, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Racism in America is wild because racists will go to outlandish lengths to defend and cannonize a 31 yr old middling intellect podcaster who debated kids because he also said racist stuff.
So the guy who killed Charlie Kirk was raised in a Republican household, immersed in gun culture like Charlie Kirk, & dropped out of college after one semester like Charlie Kirk. So naturally, it is the indoctrination of that one fateful semester at college and not 18 years of conservative values. 🙃
September 15, 2025 at 2:57 AM
So the guy who killed Charlie Kirk was raised in a Republican household, immersed in gun culture like Charlie Kirk, & dropped out of college after one semester like Charlie Kirk. So naturally, it is the indoctrination of that one fateful semester at college and not 18 years of conservative values. 🙃
only in America, folks want to cannonize the killing of a college dropout, nepo baby, social media influencer, podcaster who debated teenagers surrounded by his sycophantic followers while he spewed racist, misogynistic hate against marginalized group for clout and shitty merchandize sales.
September 14, 2025 at 11:00 PM
only in America, folks want to cannonize the killing of a college dropout, nepo baby, social media influencer, podcaster who debated teenagers surrounded by his sycophantic followers while he spewed racist, misogynistic hate against marginalized group for clout and shitty merchandize sales.
Rush Limbaugh and Satan are definitely not looking forward to debating Charlie Kirk at dinner tonight. sucks to be them!
September 11, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Rush Limbaugh and Satan are definitely not looking forward to debating Charlie Kirk at dinner tonight. sucks to be them!
Did Charlie Kirkkk owe money to the Russians or the Israelis? because that's a professional hit. 🤔
September 11, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Did Charlie Kirkkk owe money to the Russians or the Israelis? because that's a professional hit. 🤔
Just a gentle fortnightly reminder that Merrick Garland was an abject failure as the AG. One of the greatest failures of Biden admin choices in appointees. A fucking mouse when America needed a lion in the face of rising fascism.
September 9, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Just a gentle fortnightly reminder that Merrick Garland was an abject failure as the AG. One of the greatest failures of Biden admin choices in appointees. A fucking mouse when America needed a lion in the face of rising fascism.
Framing the messaging:
"The head Idiot-in-Charge & his merry band of incompetent grifters have crashed the job market, alienated allies & forged alliances between our enemies. All in the span of 7 months. Also, where are Epstein files?"
Every Dem should be on airways with this today and everyday.
"The head Idiot-in-Charge & his merry band of incompetent grifters have crashed the job market, alienated allies & forged alliances between our enemies. All in the span of 7 months. Also, where are Epstein files?"
Every Dem should be on airways with this today and everyday.
September 5, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Framing the messaging:
"The head Idiot-in-Charge & his merry band of incompetent grifters have crashed the job market, alienated allies & forged alliances between our enemies. All in the span of 7 months. Also, where are Epstein files?"
Every Dem should be on airways with this today and everyday.
"The head Idiot-in-Charge & his merry band of incompetent grifters have crashed the job market, alienated allies & forged alliances between our enemies. All in the span of 7 months. Also, where are Epstein files?"
Every Dem should be on airways with this today and everyday.
Hey guys, do we know if Rudi Giuliani has finished shaving in the La Guardia bathroom sink yet?
August 25, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Hey guys, do we know if Rudi Giuliani has finished shaving in the La Guardia bathroom sink yet?