Amity G.
@amityblamity.bsky.social
Video game writer and narrative designer. Writer at Hard Drive, Palette Swap, and Cartridge Press.
https://amitywritesgames.neocities.org/
https://cartridgepress.wordpress.com/
https://amitywritesgames.neocities.org/
https://cartridgepress.wordpress.com/
In my wildest dreams I didn't think Bari Weiss would destroy CBS this quickly
December 14, 2025 at 10:49 PM
In my wildest dreams I didn't think Bari Weiss would destroy CBS this quickly
You heard it here first folks. If you want to guarantee an award, you gotta hire Sweet Baby Inc. I don't make the rules.
December 12, 2025 at 11:22 AM
You heard it here first folks. If you want to guarantee an award, you gotta hire Sweet Baby Inc. I don't make the rules.
She managed to afford the RAM, but she's been living on bread and water soup ever since
December 11, 2025 at 5:08 PM
She managed to afford the RAM, but she's been living on bread and water soup ever since
If this technology wasn't awful in ever way imaginable, I'd absolutely be prompting "Mickey Mouse forms a union" or "Walt Disney's frozen head gets the Futurama treatment"
December 11, 2025 at 2:47 PM
If this technology wasn't awful in ever way imaginable, I'd absolutely be prompting "Mickey Mouse forms a union" or "Walt Disney's frozen head gets the Futurama treatment"
Yuri Lowell is one of the best protagonists ever.
December 10, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Yuri Lowell is one of the best protagonists ever.
On the bright side, I could totally make this a resume booster.
"Wrote 27 billion words for a game demo"
"Wrote 27 billion words for a game demo"
December 10, 2025 at 4:35 PM
On the bright side, I could totally make this a resume booster.
"Wrote 27 billion words for a game demo"
"Wrote 27 billion words for a game demo"
Clearly they didn't understand my VISION
December 10, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Clearly they didn't understand my VISION
I once got blamed for the size of the game. As in, the file size. Somehow writing was responsible for a 150GB demo.
December 10, 2025 at 4:29 PM
I once got blamed for the size of the game. As in, the file size. Somehow writing was responsible for a 150GB demo.
Child me really didn't understand just how good she had it
December 10, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Child me really didn't understand just how good she had it
There has never been a better time to rebrand to The Garlic
December 10, 2025 at 3:59 PM
There has never been a better time to rebrand to The Garlic
But Jon, why would you do that when you can actively sabotage your fellow creatives and endanger the planet for a garbage placeholder?
December 10, 2025 at 2:53 PM
But Jon, why would you do that when you can actively sabotage your fellow creatives and endanger the planet for a garbage placeholder?
Don't you need the Amibo to change the music? Or have I been misinformed?
December 9, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Don't you need the Amibo to change the music? Or have I been misinformed?
Thought you were talking about the literal animal for a moment.
December 8, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Thought you were talking about the literal animal for a moment.