ok well a dog is requesting the use of my knowledge of opening doors ... gotta go
December 20, 2025 at 4:11 AM
ok well a dog is requesting the use of my knowledge of opening doors ... gotta go
GENERICIDE is the phenomenon ....
December 20, 2025 at 4:08 AM
GENERICIDE is the phenomenon ....
when imbibing and alone, one resorts to tweeting. (tweeting is a very specific verb ok.)(its like kleenex........)
December 20, 2025 at 4:06 AM
when imbibing and alone, one resorts to tweeting. (tweeting is a very specific verb ok.)(its like kleenex........)
well maybe they do sometimes but not in a way that is synergetic
December 20, 2025 at 4:05 AM
well maybe they do sometimes but not in a way that is synergetic
they wont become "domesticated" however, for humans do
not inhabit water
not inhabit water
December 20, 2025 at 4:04 AM
they wont become "domesticated" however, for humans do
not inhabit water
not inhabit water
dolphins = cats and seals = dogs
December 20, 2025 at 4:02 AM
dolphins = cats and seals = dogs
imagine domesticated dolphins......... like evolutionarily .....
December 20, 2025 at 4:01 AM
imagine domesticated dolphins......... like evolutionarily .....
"cunnilinguis and psychiatry has brought us to this"
December 20, 2025 at 2:23 AM
"cunnilinguis and psychiatry has brought us to this"
Omg are u fucking joking (me gasping and holding my face bc Tony Soprano just TRIED TO KISS HIS THERAPIST )
December 17, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Omg are u fucking joking (me gasping and holding my face bc Tony Soprano just TRIED TO KISS HIS THERAPIST )
dogs are objectively annoying
December 16, 2025 at 3:51 PM
dogs are objectively annoying
i dont understand how people live without rubber spatula
December 14, 2025 at 11:36 PM
i dont understand how people live without rubber spatula
gassy at the bus stop
October 23, 2025 at 7:01 PM
gassy at the bus stop
today the bus was 35 minutes late except actually the bus never showed up.
October 17, 2025 at 8:37 PM
today the bus was 35 minutes late except actually the bus never showed up.
when brain goes on nonstop autopilot self loathing mode that's amoré (pms)
October 3, 2025 at 12:39 AM
when brain goes on nonstop autopilot self loathing mode that's amoré (pms)
taking teeth out of mouth enhancing sinus powers aka feeling uneasy from autumn leaf powders mixed with traffic fumes
September 27, 2025 at 7:34 PM
taking teeth out of mouth enhancing sinus powers aka feeling uneasy from autumn leaf powders mixed with traffic fumes
whenever the bus is late at this time of day i bet it's the driver who probably smokes in the bus or at the door at the break stop before this one bc the bus always reeks
August 15, 2025 at 8:39 PM
whenever the bus is late at this time of day i bet it's the driver who probably smokes in the bus or at the door at the break stop before this one bc the bus always reeks
accomplished a task i had on my to do list since may 14 😌
August 13, 2025 at 7:08 PM
accomplished a task i had on my to do list since may 14 😌
the predatory practice of selling bad avocados
August 4, 2025 at 8:46 PM
the predatory practice of selling bad avocados
vibes are pretty freaky today just be careful
August 1, 2025 at 6:16 PM
vibes are pretty freaky today just be careful
you're at the blue mtn service plaza , observing murals painted by local high schoolers. you paid 2$ for a 6 minute massage in a massage chair. New Slang plays over the speakers
July 28, 2025 at 5:35 PM
you're at the blue mtn service plaza , observing murals painted by local high schoolers. you paid 2$ for a 6 minute massage in a massage chair. New Slang plays over the speakers
currently hoarding 264 pounds of butter, a value of 400$
July 24, 2025 at 12:48 PM
currently hoarding 264 pounds of butter, a value of 400$
in other news , some old guy on the bus just said "free bus friday" to me when i got on. i am not sure what he's talking about
July 18, 2025 at 5:33 PM
in other news , some old guy on the bus just said "free bus friday" to me when i got on. i am not sure what he's talking about
one day i will feel nostalgic for these times so. may as well enjoy. cant just put the cap on the old bottle once you pop it thatll spoil it go on drink it and enjoy it
July 18, 2025 at 5:32 PM
one day i will feel nostalgic for these times so. may as well enjoy. cant just put the cap on the old bottle once you pop it thatll spoil it go on drink it and enjoy it
tell me why we have 375$ worth of butter sitting in the kitchen but we can't get a bigger mixer or simply paid more
July 18, 2025 at 2:05 PM
tell me why we have 375$ worth of butter sitting in the kitchen but we can't get a bigger mixer or simply paid more
this week my boss spent 250$ on ingredients we didn't need instead of buying a 6qt mixer (and bought a 4.5qt mixer instead) (to replace our broken mixer)
July 17, 2025 at 7:10 PM
this week my boss spent 250$ on ingredients we didn't need instead of buying a 6qt mixer (and bought a 4.5qt mixer instead) (to replace our broken mixer)