a murder of bananas
@amurderofbananas.bsky.social
Unpublished author. Unfit CrossFitter. Unstable genius. I have concepts of a life.
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I call my high school guidance counselor once a month to see if he still believes in me.
If you believe that the same administration that is choosing to burn food that it could use to save children won’t eventually choose to allow harm come to you or I someday, then there’s no hope for you.
July 17, 2025 at 11:51 PM
If you believe that the same administration that is choosing to burn food that it could use to save children won’t eventually choose to allow harm come to you or I someday, then there’s no hope for you.
Currently building up my Cobra Arctic Strike Patrol (ASP) forces before those damned Joes start venturing North. I need help; should my Arctic Ferret keep the red accents, or should I switch to an Icy Blue?
July 7, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Currently building up my Cobra Arctic Strike Patrol (ASP) forces before those damned Joes start venturing North. I need help; should my Arctic Ferret keep the red accents, or should I switch to an Icy Blue?
I could watch this trump v. musk twitter war all day
and I probably will
and I probably will
June 5, 2025 at 7:44 PM
I could watch this trump v. musk twitter war all day
and I probably will
and I probably will
Took me a few years longer than anticipated, but I finally got accepted to an Ivy League school
May 24, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Took me a few years longer than anticipated, but I finally got accepted to an Ivy League school
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The rise of modern country music and the collapse of society can't just be a coincidence.
May 8, 2025 at 9:12 PM
The rise of modern country music and the collapse of society can't just be a coincidence.
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Linda McMahon, Secretary of Education, sent Harvard a letter.
They graded it.
Bwahahaha.
They graded it.
Bwahahaha.
May 7, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Linda McMahon, Secretary of Education, sent Harvard a letter.
They graded it.
Bwahahaha.
They graded it.
Bwahahaha.
I'm really good at keeping secrets because chances are I wasn't listening anyway.
April 30, 2025 at 10:34 PM
I'm really good at keeping secrets because chances are I wasn't listening anyway.
Unpopular opinion. Malcolm Reynolds is a better Han Solo than Han Solo.
April 22, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Unpopular opinion. Malcolm Reynolds is a better Han Solo than Han Solo.
Who is the brilliant businessman again? 🤷🏼♂️
April 10, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Who is the brilliant businessman again? 🤷🏼♂️
The last new word I learned was kakistocracy, and it terrified me.
The most recent one I learned scares me even more, and it should you too.
Technofeudalism
The most recent one I learned scares me even more, and it should you too.
Technofeudalism
April 9, 2025 at 9:37 PM
The last new word I learned was kakistocracy, and it terrified me.
The most recent one I learned scares me even more, and it should you too.
Technofeudalism
The most recent one I learned scares me even more, and it should you too.
Technofeudalism
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Trump plays golf spending our taxpayer’s money like it’s free then criticizes others.
President Obama lives rent free in his putrid mind.
#MomSky
President Obama lives rent free in his putrid mind.
#MomSky
April 6, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Trump plays golf spending our taxpayer’s money like it’s free then criticizes others.
President Obama lives rent free in his putrid mind.
#MomSky
President Obama lives rent free in his putrid mind.
#MomSky
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🔥 OBAMA: “IMAGINE IF I HAD DONE ANY OF THIS… I say this not on a partisan basis. This has to do with something more precious — who are we as a country, and what values do we stand for?” 🇺🇸
April 4, 2025 at 11:55 PM
🔥 OBAMA: “IMAGINE IF I HAD DONE ANY OF THIS… I say this not on a partisan basis. This has to do with something more precious — who are we as a country, and what values do we stand for?” 🇺🇸
Grassroots campaign effort. Pass it along.
March 26, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Grassroots campaign effort. Pass it along.
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Hegseth, the dui hire.
March 25, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Hegseth, the dui hire.
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He drinks a whiskey drink
He drinks a vodka drink
He drinks a lager drink
He drinks a cider drink
He sends a text that remind him of the war plans
He sends a text that reminds him of the war crimes
#Hegseth
He drinks a vodka drink
He drinks a lager drink
He drinks a cider drink
He sends a text that remind him of the war plans
He sends a text that reminds him of the war crimes
#Hegseth
March 25, 2025 at 3:35 PM
He drinks a whiskey drink
He drinks a vodka drink
He drinks a lager drink
He drinks a cider drink
He sends a text that remind him of the war plans
He sends a text that reminds him of the war crimes
#Hegseth
He drinks a vodka drink
He drinks a lager drink
He drinks a cider drink
He sends a text that remind him of the war plans
He sends a text that reminds him of the war crimes
#Hegseth
This is what happens when people of low intelligence are given access to Military Intelligence.
The clown show continues on.
The clown show continues on.
March 25, 2025 at 6:18 PM
This is what happens when people of low intelligence are given access to Military Intelligence.
The clown show continues on.
The clown show continues on.
I’m honestly fine with Cold Harbor being the final episode. Do I want more Severance? Hell yeah! I just don’t want it to limp along.
March 22, 2025 at 4:17 AM
I’m honestly fine with Cold Harbor being the final episode. Do I want more Severance? Hell yeah! I just don’t want it to limp along.
@schumer.senate.gov Don’t obey in advance.
"When faced with two awful choices, pick the one that requires less courage."
- The Art of Losing, by Chuck Schumer
- The Art of Losing, by Chuck Schumer
March 14, 2025 at 9:16 PM
@schumer.senate.gov Don’t obey in advance.
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Yes, 💯 this! ♥️
March 12, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Yes, 💯 this! ♥️