Amusement Mark
@amusementmark.bsky.social
You must be this tall.
We don't get a lot of snow in the winter, and I can't remember the last time we got snow in the fall. [Pretends to be a farmer.] Gotta go milk the horses! Bye!
December 5, 2025 at 7:02 PM
We don't get a lot of snow in the winter, and I can't remember the last time we got snow in the fall. [Pretends to be a farmer.] Gotta go milk the horses! Bye!
College son gets the nice weather, we get the crappy weather, same weather system, hundreds of miles apart.
December 2, 2025 at 5:28 PM
College son gets the nice weather, we get the crappy weather, same weather system, hundreds of miles apart.
Neighbor be like, Take down the Halloween decorations? Ha, biatch! Don't believe me just watch.
November 30, 2025 at 10:15 AM
Neighbor be like, Take down the Halloween decorations? Ha, biatch! Don't believe me just watch.
As a former newspaper copy editor, I definitely would have reworked (a simple tweak) the second sentence.
November 29, 2025 at 4:44 PM
As a former newspaper copy editor, I definitely would have reworked (a simple tweak) the second sentence.
Perks of the job: I frequently find cash at the park. This is $17. Thanks for the tip, dumbass.
November 26, 2025 at 9:51 AM
Perks of the job: I frequently find cash at the park. This is $17. Thanks for the tip, dumbass.
Men hun studerte så hardt! Fra alle vinkler!
November 9, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Men hun studerte så hardt! Fra alle vinkler!
God halloween!
Barna er for gamle, for kule nå — men ikke jeg!
Barna er for gamle, for kule nå — men ikke jeg!
October 31, 2025 at 10:00 AM
God halloween!
Barna er for gamle, for kule nå — men ikke jeg!
Barna er for gamle, for kule nå — men ikke jeg!
Wife killing time on the Shutdown D.C. waterfront. Then she's gonna sit in the car and read a book.
October 25, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Wife killing time on the Shutdown D.C. waterfront. Then she's gonna sit in the car and read a book.
Just a little taste of the blue paint.
🤦♂️
Kids: They're so embarrassing.
Gotta go! Time for unicycling and juggling in the street.
🤦♂️
Kids: They're so embarrassing.
Gotta go! Time for unicycling and juggling in the street.
October 25, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Just a little taste of the blue paint.
🤦♂️
Kids: They're so embarrassing.
Gotta go! Time for unicycling and juggling in the street.
🤦♂️
Kids: They're so embarrassing.
Gotta go! Time for unicycling and juggling in the street.
Wife taking Son No. 2 and friend to a hideous concert in Shutdown D.C.
What you can't see is the blue paint on their faces. Why? I don't know. All I know is that I was so much cooler at that age. Still cooler. It must be so difficult growing up in my shadow.
What you can't see is the blue paint on their faces. Why? I don't know. All I know is that I was so much cooler at that age. Still cooler. It must be so difficult growing up in my shadow.
October 25, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Wife taking Son No. 2 and friend to a hideous concert in Shutdown D.C.
What you can't see is the blue paint on their faces. Why? I don't know. All I know is that I was so much cooler at that age. Still cooler. It must be so difficult growing up in my shadow.
What you can't see is the blue paint on their faces. Why? I don't know. All I know is that I was so much cooler at that age. Still cooler. It must be so difficult growing up in my shadow.
At my place of employment (a park), people from all over the world come to see the roots of the #CarrotWoodAsh (Fraxinus daucoides).
October 25, 2025 at 2:01 PM
At my place of employment (a park), people from all over the world come to see the roots of the #CarrotWoodAsh (Fraxinus daucoides).
Saw this at work (a park), along a trail, and I want to believe that a human didn't have a hand in its placement and that the pine cone, on its own, stuck the landing.
October 23, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Saw this at work (a park), along a trail, and I want to believe that a human didn't have a hand in its placement and that the pine cone, on its own, stuck the landing.
Saturday night's alright for roping.
October 18, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Saturday night's alright for roping.
So much hate. They don't even seem like basketball fans. Not a single adult wearing an NBA-licensed jersey with a taller adult's last name on the back.
Are the Lakers paying them?
Are the Lakers paying them?
October 18, 2025 at 4:37 PM
So much hate. They don't even seem like basketball fans. Not a single adult wearing an NBA-licensed jersey with a taller adult's last name on the back.
Are the Lakers paying them?
Are the Lakers paying them?
Fun Fact: Actress Barbara Colby, shown here in S1, E1 of "Columbo" ("Murder By the Book")¹, was, in reality, gunned down in 1975, at age 36, in a parking lot after an acting class, in a case that would be perfect for Lt. Columbo. The homicide remains unsolved.
October 11, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Fun Fact: Actress Barbara Colby, shown here in S1, E1 of "Columbo" ("Murder By the Book")¹, was, in reality, gunned down in 1975, at age 36, in a parking lot after an acting class, in a case that would be perfect for Lt. Columbo. The homicide remains unsolved.
Holy crap, Lee Meriwether did it! She solved the murder AND the cause of autism. I won't spoil the episode.
Buddy Ebsen, in his contractually required buttocks-resting position, receives the good news.
Buddy Ebsen, in his contractually required buttocks-resting position, receives the good news.
October 10, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Holy crap, Lee Meriwether did it! She solved the murder AND the cause of autism. I won't spoil the episode.
Buddy Ebsen, in his contractually required buttocks-resting position, receives the good news.
Buddy Ebsen, in his contractually required buttocks-resting position, receives the good news.
Watching vaccine- and Tylenol-free "Barnaby Jones" autism episode, "The Silent Accuser" (1980). Lee Meriwether is on the case! In the latter seasons, Buddy Ebsen did a lot of sitting and very little detective legwork.
October 10, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Watching vaccine- and Tylenol-free "Barnaby Jones" autism episode, "The Silent Accuser" (1980). Lee Meriwether is on the case! In the latter seasons, Buddy Ebsen did a lot of sitting and very little detective legwork.
At work, I live in a weird world of fax machines and traveling shoe salesmen.
Which is perfectly fine with me.
The boot trucks are coming! The boot trucks are coming!
Which is perfectly fine with me.
The boot trucks are coming! The boot trucks are coming!
October 9, 2025 at 9:31 PM
At work, I live in a weird world of fax machines and traveling shoe salesmen.
Which is perfectly fine with me.
The boot trucks are coming! The boot trucks are coming!
Which is perfectly fine with me.
The boot trucks are coming! The boot trucks are coming!
Moroa fortsetter med ...
October 5, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Moroa fortsetter med ...
I read that wrong.
October 5, 2025 at 10:11 AM
I read that wrong.
Me watching Bad Barney ("The Ghost and Mr. Chicken") on MeTV.
October 5, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Me watching Bad Barney ("The Ghost and Mr. Chicken") on MeTV.
Saturday night's alright for juggling.
October 4, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Saturday night's alright for juggling.