Yes it was a joke. Hope you get the position. All the luck!

You missed the official talk like a pirate day though.

Thank you for trying.

You’re wrong and you’re lying.

It may be just a strategy by the investment groups that are forcing these changes are trying to run the price down to force a merger or buy out. There are wolves on the board. Southwest, buy them out and get your soul back.

After being a Southwest Airlines fan for my whole adult life, I have to say I’m done with them. All the things that set them apart were eliminated so definitely going to switch to AA or Delta

Perfect description.