Amy Hart
@amy-hart.bsky.social
Software developer, based in Manchester, neurodivergent, music is life 🎵 🏳️🌈
Bluesky is where I come to talk to myself.
Bluesky is where I come to talk to myself.
My anxiety levels when other people are watching me code 📈
My anxiety levels when distracting a dementia patient from trying to sneak out of a hospital with me and abscond from their ward 📉
My brain doesn't anxiety right
My anxiety levels when distracting a dementia patient from trying to sneak out of a hospital with me and abscond from their ward 📉
My brain doesn't anxiety right
January 9, 2026 at 5:50 PM
My anxiety levels when other people are watching me code 📈
My anxiety levels when distracting a dementia patient from trying to sneak out of a hospital with me and abscond from their ward 📉
My brain doesn't anxiety right
My anxiety levels when distracting a dementia patient from trying to sneak out of a hospital with me and abscond from their ward 📉
My brain doesn't anxiety right
Had a few people over for a cuppa today to say goodbye to my neighbour's dog that's off to the vets tomorrow. Amazing how everyone has come together to support him. He looked after me when I moved in, and we'll all keep an eye on him. Social housing can be awesome, and humanity doesn't always suck ❤️
January 4, 2026 at 7:58 PM
Had a few people over for a cuppa today to say goodbye to my neighbour's dog that's off to the vets tomorrow. Amazing how everyone has come together to support him. He looked after me when I moved in, and we'll all keep an eye on him. Social housing can be awesome, and humanity doesn't always suck ❤️
Just washed out a Celebrations tub because 'I could use that for something'. 👵
January 4, 2026 at 10:54 AM
Just washed out a Celebrations tub because 'I could use that for something'. 👵
Me: Hi Nana
Nan: I don't know who you are
Me: Me neither really
*Other patient starts laughing*
Easy crowd to impress, but I'll take it 😏🥁
Nan: I don't know who you are
Me: Me neither really
*Other patient starts laughing*
Easy crowd to impress, but I'll take it 😏🥁
December 25, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Me: Hi Nana
Nan: I don't know who you are
Me: Me neither really
*Other patient starts laughing*
Easy crowd to impress, but I'll take it 😏🥁
Nan: I don't know who you are
Me: Me neither really
*Other patient starts laughing*
Easy crowd to impress, but I'll take it 😏🥁
Can't make eye contact with women, but with my straight friends... 😏 We have a tradition of getting weird in Christmas cards. Also, I'm signing my cards with love this year. The world is on fire anyway, so we might as well get vulnerable. 🌏🔥🌲💋
December 16, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Can't make eye contact with women, but with my straight friends... 😏 We have a tradition of getting weird in Christmas cards. Also, I'm signing my cards with love this year. The world is on fire anyway, so we might as well get vulnerable. 🌏🔥🌲💋
Rainbow paper chains 🌈🎄- Made by Amy, aged 35 and 1/2. 😊
December 6, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Rainbow paper chains 🌈🎄- Made by Amy, aged 35 and 1/2. 😊
See, born in the wrong decade. I often joke about how I wanna meet someone slightly older so we can have some musical crossover. 😂
December 3, 2025 at 11:45 PM
See, born in the wrong decade. I often joke about how I wanna meet someone slightly older so we can have some musical crossover. 😂
Never has anyone put their headphones on and wanted Apple Music to automatically open and start playing music straight away. Who signed this off? I'm gonna write them a letter.
November 28, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Never has anyone put their headphones on and wanted Apple Music to automatically open and start playing music straight away. Who signed this off? I'm gonna write them a letter.
I justified my story estimate by saying that I 'added extra points to cover the Angular tax', and now people keep using the phrase 'Angular Tax' in conversation. Is this what it feels like to be famous?
November 18, 2025 at 10:43 AM
I justified my story estimate by saying that I 'added extra points to cover the Angular tax', and now people keep using the phrase 'Angular Tax' in conversation. Is this what it feels like to be famous?
Having some interesting dreams whilst sick, I have narrowly avoided being murdered at a spooky holiday park twice so far. Dear Brain, what in the Jessica Fletcher/ Midsummer Murders is going on? This is not healing.
November 13, 2025 at 9:34 AM
Having some interesting dreams whilst sick, I have narrowly avoided being murdered at a spooky holiday park twice so far. Dear Brain, what in the Jessica Fletcher/ Midsummer Murders is going on? This is not healing.
Tipping my Uber driver 'cause he's listening to a lotta songs about heartbreak, dude is going through it.
November 6, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Tipping my Uber driver 'cause he's listening to a lotta songs about heartbreak, dude is going through it.
No babes, it's not you, it's me. I'm just hella dyspraxic. 😂
November 5, 2025 at 9:49 PM
No babes, it's not you, it's me. I'm just hella dyspraxic. 😂
Alright, John Lewis, you finally got me with this year's Christmas Ad.
November 5, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Alright, John Lewis, you finally got me with this year's Christmas Ad.
Currently estimating stories, my estimates are getting more optimistic now that I have coffee☕️📉
November 4, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Currently estimating stories, my estimates are getting more optimistic now that I have coffee☕️📉
Mine and Mother's zombie pumpkins 🧟♂️ 🎃
October 31, 2025 at 8:10 AM
Mine and Mother's zombie pumpkins 🧟♂️ 🎃
Made a festive pumpkin pie 🎃 🥧
October 30, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Made a festive pumpkin pie 🎃 🥧
On today's episode of Bake Off, we have pumpkin sandwich biscuits with a chocolate filling.
October 28, 2025 at 8:20 AM
On today's episode of Bake Off, we have pumpkin sandwich biscuits with a chocolate filling.
Halloween Arcade Night 🎃🕹
October 26, 2025 at 8:33 AM
Halloween Arcade Night 🎃🕹
My friends are all tired, toddler parents who don't have the energy to go out right now, so gotta give the people what they want: a spooky themed crafternoon with tea and treats! I think we nailed it. 🎃🕸🫖
October 19, 2025 at 8:47 PM
My friends are all tired, toddler parents who don't have the energy to go out right now, so gotta give the people what they want: a spooky themed crafternoon with tea and treats! I think we nailed it. 🎃🕸🫖
My neighbour's getting a grilling from his mother about the state of his flat. I can hear the anger in her footsteps. Scared me into doing my own dishes. 😂
October 11, 2025 at 2:40 PM
My neighbour's getting a grilling from his mother about the state of his flat. I can hear the anger in her footsteps. Scared me into doing my own dishes. 😂
I've been off sick with a bad cold. A colleague apologised for messaging me whilst ill, but said that they had to tell me about their nightmare in which I had brain surgery and did not recover. I mean, maybe they were subconsciously worried? Kinda sweet, I guess? 🤣
October 10, 2025 at 7:13 PM
I've been off sick with a bad cold. A colleague apologised for messaging me whilst ill, but said that they had to tell me about their nightmare in which I had brain surgery and did not recover. I mean, maybe they were subconsciously worried? Kinda sweet, I guess? 🤣
ADHD is wild, it's 9.40 PM, and I've just drank a large coffee. I feel nice and sleepy now. Had some of my best naps on stimulant meds. 😴
October 7, 2025 at 8:42 PM
ADHD is wild, it's 9.40 PM, and I've just drank a large coffee. I feel nice and sleepy now. Had some of my best naps on stimulant meds. 😴
Might get a mixer from my family for Christmas. I'm still young and cool, right? Right?
October 5, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Might get a mixer from my family for Christmas. I'm still young and cool, right? Right?
I keep getting messages from people about 'storm Amy' that's about to hit this weekend, and can I just say that I am in no way affiliated... ⛈️
October 2, 2025 at 5:54 AM
I keep getting messages from people about 'storm Amy' that's about to hit this weekend, and can I just say that I am in no way affiliated... ⛈️